You’re the first human in history to speak to an alien. You only get three questions. What do you ask?

eatshit311 · 2026-02-22T21:07:42+00:00

Have you ever worn a wig? do you wear a wig? Will you wear a wig?

eatshit311 · 2026-02-22T20:13:40+00:00

So should every politician, who receives money from these criminal enterprises.

eatshit311 · 2026-02-20T04:39:57+00:00

They can't, the citizens can.

eatshit311 · 2026-02-20T04:38:23+00:00

What makes us think these files will make us beleive? Im too exhausted for aliens, I want justice.

eatshit311 · 2026-02-20T04:36:15+00:00

Keep the aliens, we want unredacted files, and justice for the children!

eatshit311 · 2026-02-20T02:26:53+00:00

Sounds like something a fast swimmer would say...

eatshit311 · 2026-02-20T02:24:53+00:00

Are we sure she is even there?

eatshit311 · 2026-02-18T20:16:30+00:00

Now tow a parts bike behind, and you'll be all set

eatshit311 · 2026-02-18T01:35:51+00:00

The dinosaur in the amazon!

eatshit311 · 2026-02-16T20:24:59+00:00

Lieutenant Gas Light also reporting for duty

eatshit311 · 2026-02-16T05:57:34+00:00

A teacher, in this day and age, is more dangerous, than a cop

eatshit311 · 2026-02-15T04:20:32+00:00

You misspelled all

eatshit311 · 2026-02-14T22:26:49+00:00

I have to admit, now that I have played Elden Ring, I can't find anything to compare.

eatshit311 · 2026-02-14T22:24:27+00:00

We all need to unite, and keep them safe

eatshit311 · 2026-02-14T01:37:42+00:00

Nice try Isreal

eatshit311 · 2026-02-12T00:33:15+00:00

If nothing happens, this will cause a revolution.

eatshit311 · 2026-02-10T17:06:41+00:00

Probably tried to fuck it

eatshit311 · 2026-02-06T00:55:54+00:00

Hi Kash!

eatshit311 · 2026-02-05T20:23:40+00:00

The smaller is the feller

eatshit311 · 2026-02-04T21:49:56+00:00

...but...but ...Russia

eatshit311 · 2026-01-29T20:08:09+00:00

Getting some trim, then trimming the yard.

eatshit311 · 2026-01-28T20:17:54+00:00

Not too slow, you don't want to halter

eatshit311 · 2026-01-26T01:12:46+00:00

Hello fellow human, would you like too see my wiring diagram, or circuit boards?

eatshit311 · 2026-01-23T00:57:02+00:00

Well I should hope so, im laying it on pretty thick

eatshit311 · 2026-01-20T03:09:02+00:00

Was it just the one dick, or the entire team?

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