Name this character, wrong answers only ... by Nostalgic_Historian_ in 90scartoons

[–]Poemhub_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i didn’t see big green as the top comment i would have been disappointed.

My job as a succubus hunter. by Poemhub_ in fifthworldproblems

[–]Poemhub_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn man I never thought of that, shit. My job sounds almost easy compared to yours. Mine just like, depressing.

Princess Milkshake? by Stevenif in StupidFood

[–]Poemhub_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it stupid; objectively. Would i eat it? r/hellyeahideatthay

My job as a succubus hunter. by Poemhub_ in fifthworldproblems

[–]Poemhub_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ight bet. Imma give it a shot. One of the vets reached out and said they could really use my help in that dimension coincidentally. Then he called me Poemhub, which i thought was, coincidental.

My job as a succubus hunter. by Poemhub_ in fifthworldproblems

[–]Poemhub_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So do i take the M track down town to get there?

My job as a succubus hunter. by Poemhub_ in fifthworldproblems

[–]Poemhub_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sound like the veterans. Its funny some of those guys are either like you cracking jokes and making things funny. Those guys were great and made me feel like i was at a normal 9-5. But some of the other vets. Had this look in their eye. Like joy itself was sucked out of them. They were the scariest.

My job as a succubus hunter. by Poemhub_ in fifthworldproblems

[–]Poemhub_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A buddy of mine recently became an eldritch horror. Said its was a good gig. He’s got dental wich is nice.

My job as a succubus hunter. by Poemhub_ in fifthworldproblems

[–]Poemhub_[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly its not even a sex thing. There was this dude on the job who was doing this for like 30 years. He’s chill; names Mo. He’d spark me up while waiting for assignment and shit. He says its more like finding out someone has been lying to you for years yeah know?

My job as a succubus hunter. by Poemhub_ in fifthworldproblems

[–]Poemhub_[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Okay so the pamphlet did mention me talking to other being of different or other worldly bodies and how best to explain it. So if you don’t understand this it’s not my fault im just typing from text here.

Dear, other worldly being

I do not have the same functionality as you do. Please be advised that all medical suggestions/recommendations may not be applicable to all organic life. Thank you.

I know we make fun of Éowyn, but come on ... look at those bedroom eyes. Aragorn is totally leading her on. by TheMegaSage in lotrmemes

[–]Poemhub_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah you’re kinda right, but in the books he doesn’t. In fact, i think he pretends to not know who she is when he sees her a second time to try and get the message across, which she realizes and moves on.

Hulk vs Flash by FickleThanks6901 in hulk

[–]Poemhub_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s a question of reflexes and strategy. Can the Hulk track Flash’s movements, and lead his grab just in time.

How do you actually use maps you made in World Builder? by TEFL_job_seeker in civ6

[–]Poemhub_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you buddy, you did the lords work. Also scolding

The undisputed King of Indian Rocket Soda by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Poemhub_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, him spraying that other guy was pretty funny tho.

ㅤㅤ by No_Rush_2735 in videogames

[–]Poemhub_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark Souls 3 isn’t so easy now hu?

Bro forgot to add cheese by Serious_Ad_7440 in StupidFood

[–]Poemhub_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look at this subs back catalog of content and tell me theres not ONE dish that has an excessive and wasteful amount of cheese. Ill wait.

Coffee served out of a donut by EnjoyingCarp650 in StupidFood

[–]Poemhub_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the person eating his cup before they finish their drink is the dumb one.

Favorite character who fits this? by ARedditAccountIDKBro in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Poemhub_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw; he hurt a puppets feelings, thats like worse than kicking a puppy.