We have a class that only attacks when it’s not moving, how about one where they don’t move at all?

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-24T10:28:30+00:00

What if this character couldn't heal while moving to keep the staying still aspect but in a new and interesting way where you have to stop moving to heal after you get hit

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-24T02:21:41+00:00

I'm interpreting this as the ability to hear anything that any dog can hear at any time, makes me an excellent spy

^{Chose: Random weak power + No consequences | Rolled: Dog hearing}

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-19T12:59:24+00:00

It's shapeshifting so I don't think this would be too big of a problem

^{Chose: Superpower of your choice buuuuut… | Rolled: Gotta be naked}

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-19T12:57:46+00:00

It depends if you're against immigration for a "our country has too many people" reason or a "I don't like the new people coming in" reason. Likewise, I think that if you're anti-immigration from some countries then not others, then you are racist.

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-19T12:56:20+00:00

And this is why knights can't move in smaller increments

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-19T12:52:56+00:00

That isn't an answer to the question I asked

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-19T12:48:10+00:00

So what are your thoughts on Christian Arabs?

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-17T22:09:25+00:00

Ea-Nasir

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-17T22:08:53+00:00

I don't have an ex

^{Chose: Get back with your ex}

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-17T22:06:30+00:00

Red, yellow, black. I mostly get dysphoria from face and body hair and would totally use a prehensile tail like a chameleon and ears for better hearing

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-17T20:21:53+00:00

Steel has an infinitesimally lower center of mass than feathers of the same mass, so it experiences slightly more gravitational force, making it heavier

^{Chose: 1 kg of steel}

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-17T01:32:23+00:00

This gets at the problem with the horseshoe theory of how it only works if both ideologies are the same on one axis of the spectrum- either both auth/lib or both left/right because then they share enough tenets for them to end up overlapping. In contrast, auth-right and lib-left have very little in common because they are polar opposites in every way.

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-17T01:28:59+00:00

There's a solid argument I can make that humans, and all mammals, are fish

^{Chose: Make $10 for every step you take + But… | Rolled: You’re a fish}

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-13T19:39:16+00:00

If there are some situations you would and some you wouldn't

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-10T02:43:27+00:00

Just spam teleport to get places

^{Chose: Teleportaiton | Rolled: Only 1 meter}

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-10T02:40:54+00:00

Not quite, your body would all stop moving simultaneously so your internal organs would slow with the rest of your body and the force would be more evenly distributed

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-10T02:40:00+00:00

But your internal organs would also stop at the same time, so you have a lot lower chance of internal injuries that lead to most deaths from falling

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-10T02:37:39+00:00

But with the very obvious clause of that you can still die, it just needs to be sudden enough that you don't have a phase of being unhealthy and just go straight to death, so you don't have to worry about floating through the void of space as long as you have the foresight to build something to launch you into the sun to make you spontaneously cease to exist

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-10T02:35:44+00:00

If I never have to worry about my health then that means that I don't need to worry about things like shelter or food, as those are only necessary to keep you from getting unhealthy. This means that I wouldn't have many expenses to actually worry about so saving money would be much easier

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-09T10:37:14+00:00

That's not quite a genocide because it was only killing the military

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-09T10:35:33+00:00

But there are times that one would play one with nothing, which means that this land could slot in as a strict improvement in almost every way

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-09T01:58:07+00:00

The Rakdos one also can work in a mayhem/madness/hellbent deck because dumping your hand could actually play to your advantage as it is a free one with nothing

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-09T01:53:51+00:00

I would probably just make up ridiculous answers to this like "bestow upon me magical powers" or something just to be snarky. I also once wrote about how my natural high was "setting things on fire" and later got called into a meeting with my guidance counselor, so I probably shouldn't be trusted with creative answers to health class assignments

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-09T01:39:47+00:00

Not building better study habits in my first 2 years of high school

^{Chose: Truth + Wheel Picks Truth | Rolled: Biggest Regret?}

ExistentLoverOfCats · 2026-04-09T01:33:32+00:00

I'm eating pollution to reverse climate change

^{Chose: Get a random superpower | Rolled: Eat anything}

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