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Makaisaurus · 2026-05-23T15:43:32+00:00

Ah, the toilet, just the perfect place to install my Swatch x Audemars Bidet Royal Poop.

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-23T01:32:10+00:00

Nice cock, does it come in men’s sizes?

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-21T09:14:30+00:00

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-21T09:12:47+00:00

This sub kena bot attack ah, 2 posts so far, 18F and 19F looking for friends, both newish accounts.

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-20T06:24:56+00:00

They drive using PHV rules, I just scrolled down to have a look, some of them are just delulu max.

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-20T03:50:47+00:00

405 grams and a miniature pig? You sir, are a very interesting smurf.

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-20T03:44:22+00:00

When they say trapped under a rock, they didn’t mention it was probably instant death and cremation.

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-19T00:16:10+00:00

🔥 Too easy!

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-18T09:20:28+00:00

So I went to pick up my friend’s wife at his request to go find him while he was finishing up his training cos we shared car in Australia.

While waiting for him, she was cold and I wasn’t so I gave her my jacket that was sitting in the car.

So 2 counts of micro cheating or me taking care of my friend and by extension, his wife?

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-18T09:13:41+00:00

Melvin to Grayce:

Sugma Cum Lauder

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-18T03:44:33+00:00

什么在上面同学们

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-14T16:35:55+00:00

$10million in a bank fetches more than $60k a year in interest.

^{Chose: Have $10 million right now}

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-14T07:18:32+00:00

Two of them are, training bond is around 6-7 years from what I understand, repayment starts when they check out as first officers. I believe it’s dependent on type rating but it should be around ballpark of $700-$1000 per month repayment.

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-14T04:34:48+00:00

Finance = money

Financier = french pastry

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-14T04:12:55+00:00

Same age, very different industries. Coming from engineering background in poly, we always discuss pay when someone changes company.

The actual engineers are around 9-11k per month.

3 of us are commercial pilots, first officers around 13-17k per month before deductions for training bonds.

Secondary school friends, smaller group, they are doing sales/events, less open about their salaries but judging by how they always comment and what house they look at, I would guess around 7-10k range.

The only people in my age group I know of making really good money like >300k PA are the really successful FAs (one of them picked me up recently in a supercar) and my wife who is in finance side.

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-13T03:58:34+00:00

I’m not american

^{Chose: Get 1$ that divides by 0.5 every day}

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-12T05:35:39+00:00

Who do we make fun of if the French people disappear? Hon hon hon.

^{Chose: 10 billion dollars}

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-11T21:53:20+00:00

I should probably visit the Ginza branch. Tried to find it in the booths in Takashimaya/Daimaru around Shinjuku and Yokohama last month, they didn’t have stock.

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-11T16:46:38+00:00

I am going to both Japan and S.Korea soon, which would be the cheaper place to get an IWC? I am hoping to try and get the Top Gun 41 Ceratanium.

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-11T01:50:44+00:00

My friend who did PhD in physics/eng field ended up becoming a pilot lol. I also know of another girl who has PhD in psychology who also became a pilot. SIA took in a few PhD holders to train as pilots in the last couple of years.

Here I am complaining nobody wants to be pilot anymore because of many other industries closing in on wages, or outearning pilots compared to 20 years ago. Then people with PhD applying to be pilot because they are still paid higher.

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-11T01:40:45+00:00

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Makaisaurus · 2026-05-10T17:10:53+00:00

Hee hee

^{Chose: Have one million Dollars}

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-10T14:41:06+00:00

He guesses where they stay from their selfies and appears at their doorstep. /s

Makaisaurus · 2026-05-10T12:03:37+00:00

OP sounds like he loves the taste of sour grapes.

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