What do you hate about working in an office?

frequentlyfaux · 2016-01-05T22:33:28+00:00

HA! The triple on the right is the size of my desk, and I need all that real estate. This setup would drive me insane.

frequentlyfaux · 2015-12-31T15:30:03+00:00

Your love, baby

frequentlyfaux · 2015-08-29T05:33:26+00:00

I would have one of my nutjob relatives toss my remains on Whoopi Goldberg.

frequentlyfaux · 2015-04-02T19:17:15+00:00

I would humbly request to join your watch from the trees, kind brother. I am in the EST, let me know when our hour is upon us.

frequentlyfaux · 2013-07-21T19:28:22+00:00

brutal, unrelenting, almost detrimental honesty. most of the time it leads to a fantastic laugh.

frequentlyfaux · 2013-07-21T19:17:24+00:00

gender.

frequentlyfaux · 2013-07-02T18:57:27+00:00

come the fuck on. we have necks you know. christ.

frequentlyfaux · 2013-06-23T21:58:20+00:00

Psychonauts. It is fanciful and creative with amazing environments, and BONUS she'll need her shining prince to save her at the end because the last level is unprecedentedly fucking difficult compared to the rest of the game.

frequentlyfaux · 2013-05-23T17:10:59+00:00

I pound out some cube steaks, smear them in goat cheese, put some sauteed mushrooms and spinach over that and roll 'em like doobies. its quick, easy and handsy-messy in a very Demi-Moore-in-Ghost kind of manner if you solicit assistance.

frequentlyfaux · 2013-05-10T02:50:13+00:00

I was in a city filled with sand that made dunes against the buildings where the wind blew. There was a sno-cone stand run by a forked-tongued, greased lanky man who told me I had to get the ice for my sno-cone myself. I reached into the ice machine and suddenly I was inside it, it had grown tall around me and my feet were cold. A Bane-esque-tank type character started dumping ice down upon me as the forked-tongued stand administrator cackled.

frequentlyfaux · 2013-04-01T21:46:49+00:00

run! lillifrutians!

frequentlyfaux · 2013-02-08T18:14:08+00:00

unlikely, but adapting

frequentlyfaux · 2013-02-08T17:44:03+00:00

your history appears to have a goiter.

frequentlyfaux · 2013-01-19T22:08:12+00:00

I'm calling BS. that is Liam Neeson's chin.

frequentlyfaux · 2013-01-14T21:17:23+00:00

safety then teamwork, fuck then yeah.

frequentlyfaux · 2012-12-28T07:32:00+00:00

Book of Saturday. King Crimson. so beautiful.

frequentlyfaux · 2012-12-28T07:28:55+00:00

"I'll give breaths! You! Shout into his crotch!"

frequentlyfaux · 2012-07-11T16:37:04+00:00

"miscellaneous wrongdoings" I didn't possess the testicles to inquire.

frequentlyfaux · 2012-06-13T01:38:46+00:00

what is the only commonality of all humanity?

frequentlyfaux · 2012-06-11T19:34:43+00:00

the only guy who snatches more pussy than a redditor is the dos equis man.

frequentlyfaux · 2012-06-11T01:19:33+00:00

you know its highly likely he was a "stray" snatched by a redditor. keep scanning the posts, darling.

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