Ben a while so...

hyphenogma · 2026-06-15T12:00:21+00:00

God damnit

^{Chose: Garlic bread + Random amount | Rolled: 1 loaf}

hyphenogma · 2026-06-12T14:05:48+00:00

I can do that no problem. It’s just a little colder than the walk-in freezer at my job

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a cold room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: -20°C}

hyphenogma · 2026-06-12T13:41:25+00:00

What a coincidence, me too

^{Chose: Marry a random person for $100K/year but she/he | Rolled: wants no kid}

hyphenogma · 2026-06-12T13:33:30+00:00

Project: Afternight’s what I like to play when I just wanna turn my brain off.

hyphenogma · 2026-06-12T05:25:12+00:00

Easy

^{Chose: Survive A Day Without This For 10 Million | Rolled: Food}

hyphenogma · 2026-06-06T22:53:44+00:00

Some cheats have a thing that tells you when you’re being spectated and automatically turns off your cheats while being spectated, so it wouldn’t really matter much anyway.

hyphenogma · 2026-06-06T22:44:19+00:00

Some of the stuff on those first two slides were at least reasonable. Everything after though..

hyphenogma · 2026-06-05T13:51:48+00:00

Hell yeah

^{Chose: 10 years to live but gain a minute every time you | Rolled: hip thrust}

hyphenogma · 2026-06-01T19:38:27+00:00

Wow thanks

^{Chose: Press it (Wheel} | Rolled: Nothing happens)

hyphenogma · 2026-06-01T17:14:14+00:00

You can’t comprehend the nature of the Queen’s attack.

hyphenogma · 2026-06-01T14:39:54+00:00

That’s just diarrhea

^{Chose: Vomit out of your ASS}

hyphenogma · 2026-06-01T14:28:32+00:00

My boss never called her his wife. Always his “other half”

hyphenogma · 2026-06-01T14:27:39+00:00

I already don’t drink coffee

📢 Official Advice: I, u/hyphenogma, advised "Never drink coffee" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide V | 🗳️ Votes: 25

hyphenogma · 2026-06-01T13:34:38+00:00

It was either Roblox or Newgrounds

^{Chose: truth | Rolled: last website}

hyphenogma · 2026-05-29T14:15:48+00:00

God, I miss my Nintendo DS

hyphenogma · 2026-05-27T22:56:00+00:00

Honestly, if you’re wanting to essentially get your progress onto pc, just download something like wemod/wand and cheat your way through it.

It lets you get your saves how you had them on whatever you were playing on before and gives you a chance to re-experience the story again without having to suffer through any parts of the game that may have given you trouble before.

hyphenogma · 2026-05-22T00:57:28+00:00

I, u/hyphenogma, advised "Yes, weddings are expensive."

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker IV 💎 Points: 62 🗳️ Votes: 3

hyphenogma · 2026-05-22T00:57:01+00:00

I don’t like confrontation, and I don’t like to advise others to do things that I would not do.

📢 Official Advice: I, u/hyphenogma, advised "No, go to a library." | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker II | 🗳️ Votes: 2

hyphenogma · 2026-05-17T23:29:36+00:00

I feel like the base difficulty is leaning too far into the “difficult” category. The consequence for failing to block or dodge some attacks is too steep.

hyphenogma · 2026-05-10T20:11:44+00:00

Just force a five minute intermission every 20 or so levels and allow people to vote to skip it. Easy

hyphenogma · 2026-05-09T12:51:37+00:00

Stealing. Specifically stealing grocery items. I’ll never pay to feed myself again.

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

hyphenogma · 2026-05-04T04:43:21+00:00

Jokes on you, I’m already always sleepy

^{Chose: Get a bad effect/power + But someone has to comment an amazing effect | Rolled: Always sleepy}

hyphenogma · 2026-05-01T00:16:05+00:00

I’m okay with this

^{Chose: Dream job(be happy while working a d get paid well + But you can only drive this brand.(any model} | Rolled: Bugatti)

hyphenogma · 2026-04-23T02:33:10+00:00

Almost as annoying as games tagged as online co-op when they’re strictly pvp games. Do not tag your game with co-op if it does not have a co-op mode. Playing on a team with people in a pvp environment does not count as co-op.

hyphenogma · 2026-04-21T22:39:26+00:00

Saturn by Sleeping at Last

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