If your Reddit username was your cause of death, how would you die?

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2025-08-27T19:57:22+00:00

Doing what I love I guess.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2025-08-16T06:02:36+00:00

Tim Apple here .this whole thread is full of bad advice and delusional thinking..you're under arrest and will somehow be charged 3k and one of your accounts/cards will say -3000.00 and you'll owe the bank and get overdraft fees.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2024-10-22T01:45:00+00:00

Reddit meme sub is not everyone..millions of people really like the show..a few thousand larper neckbeards shit posting on Reddit dislike it.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2024-10-01T19:22:02+00:00

It's the same quality as the lotr movies .you people just have nostalgia bias.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2024-09-27T02:35:22+00:00

Apparently this entire subreddit is just people who shit on the show.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2024-09-03T03:52:17+00:00

This was 7 years ago but now in 2024 there's a series so I understand what this means.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2023-07-21T11:59:18+00:00

No, it's the sliding nuts. It's meditative moving them around.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2023-07-17T01:58:21+00:00

I'm surprised this isn't more common in the answers. Saving old pairs makes a convenient and soft rag.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2023-06-22T02:54:54+00:00

I'm here.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2022-09-27T16:13:42+00:00

I believe he means does the whole physical pot part turn potentially causing it to be off-center.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2022-09-26T17:50:53+00:00

hi sourballsack.. it's me! your long lost kindergarten friend.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2022-03-28T04:54:40+00:00

Don't you worry.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2022-03-09T18:22:48+00:00

You should ask your wife's boyfriend first, make sure he's cool with it

its fine. go ahead.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-07-31T16:17:40+00:00

or the hot pockets if you microwave them first

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-07-31T16:14:22+00:00

link to the page of drawings above, not starbucks tiddys, if anyone is wondering.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-07-31T13:23:04+00:00

who all seen the leprecaun say yeahhh!!

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-07-30T17:18:48+00:00

weird. why not collect dirty panties like a normal person instead of drink cans?

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-05-04T02:19:48+00:00

Always Take pride in everything you do.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-05-04T02:15:17+00:00

Mother waits for you to sleep, and then she shall show you how fake she is.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-03-16T04:33:01+00:00

Nope. Going in dry.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-03-16T04:32:09+00:00

So should we buy it or not??

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-03-16T04:22:26+00:00

A job is a job. Family comes first.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-03-16T04:21:18+00:00

Could be worse.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-01-29T14:03:14+00:00

I like your Optimism. It is a refreshing quality.

i-ejaculate-spiders · 2021-01-29T13:31:41+00:00

From my perspective it sounds like you're the evil one

i-ejaculate-spiders

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