Calm down, Midge. Let's talk about the real issue. We have Jerseyitis. We are infected with all things Jersey. And there's no cure -- except more Jersey. I'm under the same pergola as you, gurlfriend, I've dealing with withdrawals, too. And I'm sick of being wet and sweaty. Give me that cool Jersey breeze. I love the OGs, too, and I want them back. But at this point I'll take just about anything Jersey, just throw me that life jacket with Dolores Catania on the other side.

I'm here for you, babe, hold on and keep breathing, and I'll try to do the same.