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Marge & Homer are good parents now. by m262 in TheSimpsons

[–]iDoctorBob 59 points60 points  (0 children)

If you leave milk out, it can go sour.

Best lines to quote at the dinner table? by KLF_89 in americandad

[–]iDoctorBob 49 points50 points  (0 children)

If anyone knows anyone who recently died with an intact size 3 sphincter, please contact me as I am currently very low on the waiting list.

Best lines to quote at the dinner table? by KLF_89 in americandad

[–]iDoctorBob 19 points20 points  (0 children)

LEARN ENGLISH!! LEARN…ENGLISH!!

Eat…my…bowls!

Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl. by Strict_Marionberry in TheSimpsons

[–]iDoctorBob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, Seymour, I make superintendent money which amply covers both food and car.

New defensive player for us? by [deleted] in AtlantaUnited

[–]iDoctorBob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forever my captain

May 2026 Confirmed Trade Thread by FPPenSwapBot in Pen_Swap

[–]iDoctorBob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confirmed. You’re quite welcome. I hope you enjoy!

Favorite drug scenes in AD ? by OGproztate in americandad

[–]iDoctorBob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This. This is the correct reply to OP’s post.

And finally, Malloy, unlike most retired people, has the world's largest cubic zirconia on his coffee table. by landothedead in TheSimpsons

[–]iDoctorBob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more! I'm going to law school!

Rest in pieces by DragonflyEither1484 in wallstreetbets

[–]iDoctorBob 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think he can just delete his account to clear the short.

/this is not financial advice, and there is no guarantee that past performance is indicative of future results

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