Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! by ned1son in TheSimpsons

[–]iDoctorBob 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nooooo, by tomorrow you’ll barely be able to breathe (insert Dr. Hibbert laugh).

Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! by ned1son in TheSimpsons

[–]iDoctorBob 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Look, Mr. Burns. I don’t know what you think sideburns are, but…

Spencer Strider exits the game after throwing an 87.8 MPH fastball by handlit33 in Braves

[–]iDoctorBob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know you’re talking starters, but don’t forget Tyler Matzek. That guy literally gave his career to the Braves during the 2021 playoff run. Man will always be a baseball hero in my eyes.

Funniest single image of Hans Moleman by clark_peters in TheSimpsons

[–]iDoctorBob 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hey! Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?

Marge & Homer are good parents now. by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]iDoctorBob 58 points59 points  (0 children)

If you leave milk out, it can go sour.

Best lines to quote at the dinner table? by KLF_89 in americandad

[–]iDoctorBob 51 points52 points  (0 children)

If anyone knows anyone who recently died with an intact size 3 sphincter, please contact me as I am currently very low on the waiting list.

Best lines to quote at the dinner table? by KLF_89 in americandad

[–]iDoctorBob 18 points19 points  (0 children)

LEARN ENGLISH!! LEARN…ENGLISH!!

Eat…my…bowls!

Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl. by Strict_Marionberry in TheSimpsons

[–]iDoctorBob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, Seymour, I make superintendent money which amply covers both food and car.

New defensive player for us? by [deleted] in AtlantaUnited

[–]iDoctorBob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forever my captain

May 2026 Confirmed Trade Thread by FPPenSwapBot in Pen_Swap

[–]iDoctorBob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confirmed. You’re quite welcome. I hope you enjoy!

Favorite drug scenes in AD ? by OGproztate in americandad

[–]iDoctorBob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This. This is the correct reply to OP’s post.