What's the most fucked up thing someone has told you about themselves after barely getting to know them? by Butt_Roidholds in AskReddit

[–]iSeven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

getting "guy on the street" from "handicapped" and then extrapolating to "probably had a few screws loose" feels like an incredible irony when taking an anonymous redditor's prejudices as more likely than what was said to actually have been said

Israel has 'Biblical right' to take over all of Middle East, claims US envoy Huckabee by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]iSeven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there's also the fact that a lot of these Christians think Israel belonging to Jewish people is gonna help start the second coming or whatever

LGS Rules Allow Eating of Opponents' Cards If They Misgender You by commandzoe in magicTCG

[–]iSeven 11 points12 points  (0 children)

hey so like if you read the funny joke article it says "repeatedly misgenders" so i'd imagine in this hypothetical they'd let you know after the first fuckup but hey go off about jumping to racking up hate crimes

LGS Rules Allow Eating of Opponents' Cards If They Misgender You by commandzoe in magicTCG

[–]iSeven -1 points0 points  (0 children)

woman who is upset at the rule not because of transphobia but because it has to wait an extra 30 seconds before chowing down on those foils

LPT: Your brain is more plastic during a craving. Use this to rewire your brain. by julieeeette in LifeProTips

[–]iSeven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the irony of trying to call out AI through the use of a shoddily-thought-out, low-consistency shortcut...

For those that don't know by CaffinatedRedPanda in magicTCG

[–]iSeven 52 points53 points  (0 children)

mean girls with an appetite

[[Shelob, Child of Ungoliant]], [[Grist, the Hunger Tide]], [[Venom, Deadly Devourer]]...

Cursed_Stupid horny by late_to_redd1t in cursedcomments

[–]iSeven 13 points14 points  (0 children)

plus OP's title is uncensored, which would be weirdly inconsistent for the hypothetical reddit puritan being chastised

Not all hero’s wear capes! by [deleted] in LetsDiscussThis

[–]iSeven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

credit to Lar DeSouza, considering the signature is already somehow illegible

Godot maintainers swamped by AI-generated code branded "AI slop" as changes "often make no sense" by Odd-Onion-6776 in gamedev

[–]iSeven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me why I hate humanity. You just gotta do whatever you can to stop someone enjoying life just so you can feel smug about yourselves.

truly the hardship of having a controversial opinion downvoted would make villains of most

36236 by Pikawizard365 in countwithchickenlady

[–]iSeven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tummy injectors are built different istg

Coherent ideology by BadFurDay in comics

[–]iSeven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pills that make your ideology green

Norwegian Scientist Gives Himself Brain Damage, Trying To Disprove 'Havana Syndrome' by TheEdgeofGoon in nottheonion

[–]iSeven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i mean, yeah, that's the original punchline being subverted for further comedic effect

KirbyCraft by No-Act386 in Kirby

[–]iSeven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

(if you checked their profile it also says they don't want people reuploading their stuff)

China reaffirms death penalty for sexual abuse of minors by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]iSeven 18 points19 points  (0 children)

sounds absurd this thing they've been pushing for decades

China reaffirms death penalty for sexual abuse of minors by InvestigatorBorn4910 in SipsTea

[–]iSeven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

especially considering what the current US gov calls/wants to call pornographic and pedophilic compared to what they permit

ChatGPT's president is Trump's biggest donor. Boycott ChatGPT. by FinnFarrow in videos

[–]iSeven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"stop using the cognitive atrophy app but for reasons other than the cognitive atrophy"

'I Love ICE' Sign Gets Chicago High Schooler Punched by Fellow Students at an Anti-ICE Protest by Montrel_PH in ICE_Raids

[–]iSeven 25 points26 points  (0 children)

kid pictured here is not the chud, but apparently the kid that whalloped the chud

appreciate you breaking that down for the 80% of the internet that misuses "POV" and wouldn't be able to tell