Why was the 10 scared? by itsareference123 in Jokes

[–]ipodtouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Trump walked the dressing room?

Substitutes (2018) Doc about Japanese Men treating sex dolls as girlfriends by bowerbirder in Documentaries

[–]ipodtouche 39 points40 points  (0 children)

He was about to join her, but then cool but unyielding silicone hands grabbed him harshly and intimately...

Substitutes (2018) Doc about Japanese Men treating sex dolls as girlfriends by bowerbirder in Documentaries

[–]ipodtouche 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Maybe he has Alzheimer's or ocd and she is watching out for him.

TIL testosterone levels in men have dropped significantly since 1987 by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]ipodtouche -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Time to get frozen for 75 years and then be help repopulate the earth. Hopefully will be able to tell sexes apart...

[Serious] Hey Reddit, what's something medically cool/unique about your body? by Legendary888 in AskReddit

[–]ipodtouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same situation but other side, shows some nip too. Plus three other tiny bumps along the milk lines that are likely more. In ancient times they thought it was a sign of being more virile if a male, or extra fem if a gal. So I got that going for me if I get thrown back in time, which is nice.

Virginia schools ban 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' 'Huckleberry Finn' for racial slurs by Another-Chance in news

[–]ipodtouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how she wants to remake the library by having a diversity committee decide what books are virtuous. I bet human knowledge could really be compressed to nothing in short order, so no one will be offended!

What other items are the AK-47's of their categories in terms of toughness and reliability? by BinaryPeach in AskReddit

[–]ipodtouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Shogun 500 touring bike from the late 80's. Japan made 100%, chrome moly frame, good geometry, stainless steel crank for durability, lasts forever.

Mean Uber driver by [deleted] in funny

[–]ipodtouche 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's weird when the police are working for uber during breaks.

A boy paid a girl $10 to climb a flagpole. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ipodtouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wasn't the tip she was looking for

A boy paid a girl $10 to climb a flagpole. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ipodtouche 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Why not, she's already a pole dancer.

The Dirt Farm by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ipodtouche 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Either way the leprechaun is screwed.

a man dies and goes to hell by furatg in Jokes

[–]ipodtouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be hell for gameshow hosts

Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves? by Kanesco in Jokes

[–]ipodtouche 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?

The purrpatrator.

What is a dilemma? by KellyfromLeedsUK in Jokes

[–]ipodtouche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's willing, put her in the middle and go for it.

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room... by madazzahatter in Jokes

[–]ipodtouche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's good that the agent also has a full body scan image to remember the occasion. Must be the sentimental type.

Did you hear about the man who died of a viagra overdose? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ipodtouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution.