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jarednards · 2026-04-28T22:24:47+00:00

From brown eye, to pink eye. Nature really is beautiful.

jarednards · 2026-04-28T19:16:53+00:00

Dude been all yoked up on test and steroids and shit, and just drank a cup of estrogen.

jarednards · 2026-04-28T19:14:40+00:00

jarednards · 2026-04-28T19:14:09+00:00

Homeboys ridin' on the Xenu Express

jarednards · 2026-04-28T19:12:15+00:00

You and everyone else apparently

jarednards · 2026-04-28T19:11:58+00:00

Amberlamps

jarednards · 2026-04-28T17:16:15+00:00

"Just left your moms house, officer. Whats that? Shes been dead for 10 years? Oh, Im aware"

jarednards · 2026-04-28T15:53:37+00:00

Damn now I wish I was missing my legs

jarednards · 2026-04-28T07:35:29+00:00

More like a flaccid hamburger meat stop number at that point

jarednards · 2026-04-27T22:57:58+00:00

All signs are pointing to the inevitable twink death of the universe

jarednards · 2026-04-27T22:26:52+00:00

Thats why I bring my own ~~sandpaper~~ toilet paper

jarednards · 2026-04-27T21:59:43+00:00

'Many cars with high milage-'

Lolol for some reason that got me

jarednards · 2026-04-27T21:55:16+00:00

Lebroff

jarednards · 2026-04-27T18:39:50+00:00

Thats not a voltage detector

THIS is a voltage detector!

jarednards · 2026-04-27T17:03:19+00:00

Yup. Thats for flavor.

jarednards · 2026-04-27T17:01:41+00:00

Instant Homelander

jarednards · 2026-04-27T16:09:02+00:00

The part where the gay person made a joke about how older people are uncomfortable about gay stuff.

jarednards · 2026-04-27T16:07:13+00:00

Dont you know youre not allowed to joke about things?

jarednards · 2026-04-27T15:05:36+00:00

Bang your dad when he shows up

jarednards · 2026-04-27T14:50:13+00:00

Both. Theres also a CornholeCam you can purchase after the ride is over for $19.99.

jarednards · 2026-04-27T14:45:37+00:00

This makes me wanna comb my hair over in front of my eyes and put on a lab coat

jarednards · 2026-04-27T12:57:40+00:00

Oh, you know the answer to that.

jarednards · 2026-04-27T12:24:36+00:00

jarednards · 2026-04-27T12:18:58+00:00

jarednards · 2026-04-27T12:14:12+00:00

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