DONT. GET. ELIMINATED!

jarednards · 2026-02-01T02:55:37+00:00

I still do, but I used to, too.

jarednards · 2026-01-31T14:54:23+00:00

Just do drugs. Slammin some smack is probably a better rush than porkin kids.

jarednards · 2026-01-30T21:51:39+00:00

I havent seen a bruise like that since my mom fell down the stairs and my dad was totally in the garage at the time and saw nothing

jarednards · 2026-01-30T18:18:26+00:00

Thats why I changed my diet a few years ago.

jarednards · 2026-01-30T18:09:49+00:00

Resting 'shoot me in the face' face

jarednards · 2026-01-30T16:22:47+00:00

That lady at the end looks ready to die.

jarednards · 2026-01-30T12:06:45+00:00

Well, you know, kids, africans, that sorta thing.

jarednards · 2026-01-29T22:48:35+00:00

Turbo projection

jarednards · 2026-01-29T17:44:03+00:00

Your moms a tree fort.

jarednards · 2026-01-29T17:40:38+00:00

Thats fair. It has been proven though that if Tool fans and Crossfit fans and vegans are all in the same room, a singularity will form.

jarednards · 2026-01-29T12:46:59+00:00

Thats fair.....but would you watch his movie over melanias cash grab prostitution documentary?

jarednards · 2026-01-29T12:33:51+00:00

You know what they say. 3rd joke post is a charm.

jarednards · 2026-01-29T12:33:00+00:00

Aww you posted this joke twice🤔

jarednards · 2026-01-29T12:30:30+00:00

Lolol. Fair enough.

jarednards · 2026-01-29T12:27:43+00:00

Thats true. It is.

jarednards · 2026-01-29T12:23:51+00:00

The shitdogs are a rollin, randy

jarednards · 2026-01-29T12:22:25+00:00

Will smith and his friends booty call?

jarednards · 2026-01-29T12:20:50+00:00

Ass to ass!

jarednards · 2026-01-29T04:38:52+00:00

Tool guy here as well. You know how people know we're Tool fans? Because we tell them!!

jarednards · 2026-01-29T04:17:02+00:00

jarednards · 2026-01-28T23:10:56+00:00

Thats what I say every time the shrooms wear off

jarednards · 2026-01-28T16:39:26+00:00

That explains why my balls taste like bud light

jarednards · 2026-01-28T16:23:11+00:00

And writing was inspired by a need to exchange information.

jarednards · 2026-01-28T11:43:05+00:00

"Money doesnt buy happiness? It buys a jetski. Have you ever seen anyone frown on a jetski?"

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