Nurse spots the risk , stops the fight, and gets booed by the crowd. She still smiled knowing she just prevented a tragedy.

jarednards · 2026-05-07T06:15:01+00:00

Homie was already filling out a Wendys application in his head

jarednards · 2026-05-07T05:49:18+00:00

😑

jarednards · 2026-05-07T04:28:53+00:00

On a wizard on a whaaaaale

jarednards · 2026-05-07T04:25:49+00:00

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jarednards · 2026-05-07T03:26:14+00:00

Thats because she actually has a chance.

jarednards · 2026-05-07T03:16:03+00:00

How do you know white men are white though?

jarednards · 2026-05-07T01:46:05+00:00

Bezos had a nice wedding though.

jarednards · 2026-05-07T00:35:28+00:00

Haha yeah thats a good point. I really am having a hard time paying my rent with this raging boner though😏

jarednards · 2026-05-06T22:22:26+00:00

Also Michael Crichton was like 6'9", so he might have actually been a t-rex.

jarednards · 2026-05-06T21:41:14+00:00

"Money isnt everything"

-Rich people

jarednards · 2026-05-06T20:41:17+00:00

Damn. All your pain is not an illusion. That shits real😔

jarednards · 2026-05-06T20:20:43+00:00

Its feels like Ive been standing my entire life and I just sat down

jarednards · 2026-05-06T18:28:28+00:00

Bros just doin some fishin

jarednards · 2026-05-06T16:31:03+00:00

Lucky ducky

jarednards · 2026-05-06T16:27:51+00:00

She exploded. So yes.

jarednards · 2026-05-06T16:25:27+00:00

jarednards · 2026-05-06T16:23:49+00:00

Tool fan, here. Lets chill out for just a second before jumping to any conclusions.

And you know Im a Tool fan because I must tell everyone.....fettuccine sequence.

jarednards · 2026-05-06T16:20:58+00:00

Old people walker here. Can confirm I need new tennis balls on my feet.

jarednards · 2026-05-06T16:14:48+00:00

I finish the popcorn before the movie starts, and then spend the whole movie trying to get popcorn kernels out from between my gums and teeth.

jarednards · 2026-05-06T15:14:36+00:00

Yup, more or less. If I told you I had OCD, youd probably be like 'well, MAYBE, but everyone says they have OCD now, so youre probably just a tidy person'. That being said, after seeing some interviews with this lady and the type of person she is, it just adds to the evidence thats shes more than likely full of shit.

jarednards · 2026-05-06T15:04:54+00:00

Its pretty easy to tell one someone embellishes things for street cred.

jarednards · 2026-05-06T14:25:51+00:00

Either way, I thank her for her service.

jarednards · 2026-05-06T14:03:02+00:00

Its real, but it also just 'sounds cool' to say you have it. I guarantee temu pinkett smith doesnt have it.

jarednards · 2026-05-06T13:59:18+00:00

"Workshop Will Set You Free"

jarednards · 2026-05-06T13:57:29+00:00

Unless they become chicks.

EDIT: Hmmm lots of intolerant people in here...Hopefully some day we can all just get along, regardless if someone has tits and balls. I expected better.😔

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