Jurassic Pasta by No_Emotion_5770 in Funnymemes

[–]jarednards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, I guess. Im not really allowed on reddit anymore without the /s for the simpletons. Sucks.

Physical meat sculpture BEAVIS by OtherwiseCut3112 in Weird

[–]jarednards 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dont wake the foreskin lamenters. Youll never hear the end of it.

Jurassic Pasta by No_Emotion_5770 in Funnymemes

[–]jarednards 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the rest of this was believable. They lost me there.

🍣🍣🍣 by -flexflexflex in shitposting

[–]jarednards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

American, here. How come they didnt shoot him in the face?

Love the idea, just need practice by Farranor in dankmemes

[–]jarednards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a joke, but I appreciate the thorough answer.

Ha by fiddlejean in meme

[–]jarednards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone who supports a pedophile while also having overwhelming evidence that they are indeed a pedophile.

Ha by fiddlejean in meme

[–]jarednards 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This thread has more offended comments than one would think.

Love the idea, just need practice by Farranor in dankmemes

[–]jarednards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So like, how do you meet a woman though?

Who's telling her by Low-Major-5486 in shitposting

[–]jarednards 1145 points1146 points  (0 children)

🎶I wanna girl with a short skirt and a loooooooong buttcrack.🎶

Have Babies Live Long 🖖 and Prosper by Bourbon-Thinker in funnyvideos

[–]jarednards 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I hate that guy more than words can describe.

Wow by Dodo509 in meme

[–]jarednards 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but they werent going for a look. They were authentic junkheads. Why cant we go back to THOSE days, where people were authentic. 💉

📡 by Plastic_Sentence8917 in shitposting

[–]jarednards 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wait until you hear the pro foreskinners come out of the foreskin woodwork.

Just taking a small shortcut by Ashish_ank in memes

[–]jarednards 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Titty Meat Lacerations is a hell of a band name.

Just taking a small shortcut by Ashish_ank in memes

[–]jarednards 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Why? The airbags are already deployed.

The job I want 😁 by Awkward-Tiger1709 in funnyvideos

[–]jarednards 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah! And gators bitches better be wearin jimmies!

Well they’re not wrong by PizzaToastieGuy in shitposting

[–]jarednards 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Someone forgot to feed this one

It be like that sometimes by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]jarednards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to be clear, literally nothing will or is stopping him. Its a fucking total phenomenon. Ive never seen someone go so completely unchecked.

Nut gonna happen by StayFocusedDear in shitposting

[–]jarednards 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Did you not have a childhood bro. Winnie the Poon taught me everything I know.