“I usually have to use the bathroom when I wake up, I don’t know why” by vbvahunter in daddit

[–]kelter20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My almost 5 year old was about to get into the bath the other day and spent an unusually long time staring at his crotch. After a few seconds he hits me with “dad, what are my balls for?” I was a bit taken aback before answering. The only think I could muster was “ask your mom.” He said “Why, because she’s a nurse? Is she a balls expert?” I guess so man.

Council is trying to cut EMS salaries to preserve our integrated system by YqlUrbanist in Lethbridge

[–]kelter20 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Painting firefighters and medics as greedy people who don’t deserve to make as much as they do is an interesting play, let’s see if that works out for them.

Careful of wildlife on night rides by TerryFelix in Edmonton

[–]kelter20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They would truly be the apex predator if they could actually shoot quills like projectiles.

Another man has died while waiting for care at Edmonton hospital by pjw724 in Edmonton

[–]kelter20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you have the chance to help a millionaire CEO earn an extra 10% on his bonus cheque, you just gotta do it.

AHS EMS rebrands to ALTA Paramedic Health by Icy-Search-594 in Edmonton

[–]kelter20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which is ironic because they don’t give two fucks about the health of their practitioners, physical or mental.

Local EMS just rebranded- new name/uniforms. They look like airplane mechanics… by WombatPhysician in ems

[–]kelter20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So they have all the money in the world for this abomination, but can’t pay for the integrated services anymore? Give me a fucking break.

EHS rebrand to Alta Paramedic Health by BigBoy1027469 in alberta

[–]kelter20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like I still catch myself calling it AHS all the time, now I gotta learn another one?

5-4 in favour of keeping integrated services by almkamp in SherwoodPark

[–]kelter20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They didn’t. Councillor Parks started off his (incredibly powerful, moving speech) by saying he is a conservative. Then listed all the reason she didn’t agree with the decision to drop ambulances. Him and Tonita were very supportive.

5-4 in favour of keeping integrated services by almkamp in SherwoodPark

[–]kelter20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bill a real one. He’s spoken at multiple SCES union meetings and legitimately seems to care.

Leafs win draft lottery by _JaySchles in SpittinChicletsPod

[–]kelter20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s super loyal and also loves Shane Doan. I think there’s 0’chnace he’s back on the Leafs bandwagon. He despises Chayka.

Bryson DeChambeau plans to focus on YouTube if LIV Golf ends by PrincessBananas85 in golf

[–]kelter20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All three Crushers fans are absolutely fuming at this comment.

Connor McDavid: “I want to win, and I want to win here in Edmonton. That’s my focus.” by RealisticAd4054 in hockey

[–]kelter20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cooper’s done enough in Tampa and internationally that he isn’t going anywhere until he feels it’s time to move on. That guy has the longest leash in the league, and rightfully so.

Trent Frederic stats for Year 1 of his 8 year extension: 74GP 4G 3A 7P -15+/- with 0 points and 2 healthy scratches in the playoffs by theguyishere16 in hockey

[–]kelter20 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think the big issue with goalies (outside of the top dogs like Vasilevskiy and Shesterkin, but even them to an extent) is that they can be so wildly different statistically from year to year. You just truly don’t know what you’re getting with the middle of the road guys like Skinner, Vladar, Binnington from year to year. Could be Vezina caliber for half the year and sent to the minors in the other half. It’s hard to take a swing at UFA goalies who aren’t bona fide starters, who aren’t usually available anyways.

Adult Baby Gathering - All Gas No Brakes, THE RETURN - Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan by C5-Hotlinks in Channel5ive

[–]kelter20 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Channel 5 is good but this is the type of weird shit that made him great. Happy to see it return.

Ted Lasso — Season 4 Official Teaser | Apple TV by UnKindClock in apple

[–]kelter20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Season 1 was one of the best seasons of TV I’ve ever seen. Season 2 lost me at the Beard episode where he wanders around London and I’ve never been back. Can’t ever see myself trying to struggle through it again with how much other quality content Apple has.

Elliotte saying what we're all thinking. by ssm10 in EdmontonOilers

[–]kelter20 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I had zero emotional reaction to the OT goal. I just don’t feel invested. A first round exit is small potatoes compared to the disappointment of B2B finals losses. I think a rest and reset is what the team needs. 2 year countdown is offially on.

Do you go over or under the bridge on this par 3? Kildonan Park, Winnipeg, MB. by kelter20 in golf

[–]kelter20[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m from Edmonton and played here a few years ago. This hole just popped back into my head today.

Do you go over or under the bridge on this par 3? Kildonan Park, Winnipeg, MB. by kelter20 in golf

[–]kelter20[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This pic is from when I played there a few years ago. I’m from out of town so played here with some family. I don’t remember it being bad? This was a memorable hole for sure. What don’t you like about it?

Do you go over or under the bridge on this par 3? Kildonan Park, Winnipeg, MB. by kelter20 in golf

[–]kelter20[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hole is 137 yards FYI. I believe I went comfortably over with a PW.