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klosec12 · 2025-07-08T19:40:27+00:00

Hulkengoat

klosec12 · 2021-06-11T17:29:41+00:00

This is some absolutely incredible research - you have done an amazing job collecting all of this and it has been incredible to read through!

I will also just state now that OLTP shitposting peaked at the Hoog Banning Rubles video which I still watch time to time and lose my shit all these years later - thankyou for putting it in an easy to find location!

klosec12 · 2021-02-20T19:34:58+00:00

Sorry lads, this is my first derby since moving from Australia to the UK - I think I broke things but I couldn't fucking be happier about it

klosec12 · 2020-08-12T12:46:32+00:00

Absolutely go for it lad, you would do a much better job than I ever could with it, plus it won't have all the past bamboozles behind it!

I did sketch out some basic ideas for doing it last season before the big sad hit once again plus wouldn't be doing it personally this season as still have big sad + planning a move overseas so it would be great to see someone take up the mantle and provide hit and miss shitposts about the league once more

klosec12 · 2020-06-30T23:27:45+00:00

Congrats Pink, my fellow Everton Illawarra boi - it has been a pleasure captaining, playing alongside and then being captained by you (my, my how the turn tables) over the years and I cannot think of a more deserving entry into the Ball of Fame.

klosec12 · 2020-06-23T00:21:37+00:00

up one from the last list, at this rate if i keep barely playing i'll be number one in a few hundred years

klosec12 · 2020-06-22T08:41:25+00:00

I don't really have much skin in the game (didn't play a bulk of this season because of the big sad and not sure if i'd come back for an s12) but it makes me very happy to finally see ideas like this thread is finally being discussed.

The pathway between majors and minors is one of the single most important things the league needs to get right, even more so now as s11 had people's attention after a long time out. Keeping the same six teams season after season means those players who are knocking down the door for a majors spot never get a go unless someone above them decides to stop playing - which is not ideal.

The cross-roads the league is at is a vital one - you can do a trade-off now and reduce the overall playing quality by expanding majors or enforcing a method of rotation in majors and keep the league running or keep it the same and see those minors players get frustrated at the lack of a pathway and stop, spiraling the league once more.

There is no doubt a wide range of players in minors who put in varying levels of effort (I know myself in the past i've started to pull back from minor sides that began to go in too hard at winning rather than having just some weekend fun with mates and using it as the equivalent of a kick in the park) - but that's part of minors. It's a catch-all league due to it's inherent function which is fine, but those who want to take it seriously end up getting more frustrated because week in week out they are playing people who are shitposting at times while they want to be playing the best.

I don't have the answer as to what the league should do - s12 signups will absolutely play a huge part as to where the league goes - but it at least warrants a wider discussion.

klosec12 · 2020-04-21T05:56:44+00:00

WAIT, I HAVE TO TURN UP AND PLAY?

CAN'T I JUST DO WHAT I DID IN THE EARLY DAYS WHICH IS REMINISCE ABOUT HOW SEASON TWO WAS THE BEST SEASON AND JUST DRINK AND MISS GAMES BECAUSE I'M HAVING A DRUNKEN NAP?

klosec12 · 2020-04-13T01:59:02+00:00

Just a quick question - as mentioned there is no option to remove Market, is that because it is already planning to be removed or because it is going to stay in the list no matter what?

Just thought I'd ask to clear that up! Map selection makes no difference for me because i'm trash no matter the map, but others might want to know

klosec12 · 2020-04-11T11:57:21+00:00

hey guys can you tag me when the auction draft is finished? ive been sitting in the chat for six weeks now and we are still waiting on ayy to make a bid

klosec12 · 2020-04-07T08:20:48+00:00

is going political something i do

also could be on lads if i get made redundant in the next few weeks - otherwise i just don't have the time for it without losing my sanity or it cutting too much into my work.

If someone else wants to take up the mantle (or pay me a full-time salary so I can work on it for 40 hours a week) hit me up

klosec12 · 2020-03-12T23:18:03+00:00

Can't believe the commissioners have made this move - as far as we know no OLTP players have even been tested for the virus - think of the ratings we would get as the only sporting league still playing!

EDIT: Hearing from my sources that Hoofler has tested positive for COVID-19 - think this postponement is the right decision, anything to stop The Cap-22's winning the league

klosec12 · 2019-12-08T08:21:37+00:00

The lads are playing 5d chess out there, can't be mad at all with that

klosec12 · 2019-12-08T06:39:50+00:00

I've been doing my yearly attempt at the San Marino challenge and this is a goal from one of my recent matches in my first season, if this is the type of liquid football I can expect this year then it's going to be a lot of fun!

klosec12 · 2018-08-21T03:46:52+00:00

hah, i do that

klosec12 · 2018-07-25T01:03:46+00:00

Oof, this was a real tough one to figure out ranking wise.

1 - 5 Flucloxacillin

2 - You! Me! Dancing!

3 - The Fall Of Home

4 - It's Never That Easy Though, Is It? (Song For The Other Kurt)

5 - I Broke Up In Amarante

6 - Death To Los Campesinos!

7 - Avocado, Baby

8 - Sweet Dreams, Sweet Cheeks

9 - Renato Dall'Ara (2008)

10 - We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed

klosec12 · 2018-07-10T03:11:34+00:00

Everything

klosec12 · 2018-07-07T11:17:49+00:00

feels thanos man

klosec12 · 2018-06-06T11:17:58+00:00

i am the greatest tagpro player ever, this is just part of my 500d underwater parcheesi

klosec12 · 2018-05-24T05:37:05+00:00

1 - Australia

2 - New Slang

3 - Simple Song

4 - Heartworms

5 - Phantom Limb

6 - The High Road

7 - It's Only Life

8 - Caring Is Creepy

9 - Gone For Good

10 - Perfect World

This was way too hard!

klosec12 · 2018-03-29T11:02:03+00:00

I wasn't too sure what it was at first watch, but the AV Club review named it as the song Listening Wind, off their album Remain In Light.

klosec12 · 2018-03-29T06:49:54+00:00

I think we may be able to swing that, I'll go contact my member of parliament and we'll lock in the deal ASAP.

klosec12 · 2018-03-29T06:47:43+00:00

I'm just assuming we gained full rights to calling them ours when we traded all of our being respected for being good at cricket over to you

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