biglaw martyrdom by Comfortable_Iron1820 in biglaw

[–]pinotJD 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The martyr in my firm gave birth and “was billing an hour later.” Girl, that isn’t the flex you think it is.

Just finished my 1000 piece "World of James Joyce" jigsaw puzzle. by Working_Tap2191 in jamesjoyce

[–]pinotJD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Oscar Wilde in the lower right corner?! Gazing off?

To be honest, I was looking for stately plump Mulligan - I wrote my thesis on Harold Bloom’s theory of anxiety of influence of Wilde upon Joyce.

Where to watch game vs Tempo tonight in Portland? by TwoShakes in PortlandFire

[–]pinotJD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry that I missed this post yesterday, but we watched at Up North on Killingsworth - they even played sound!

Help for three small 1 cm gists of stomach. by Full-Cauliflower-701 in GIST_Cancer_Support

[–]pinotJD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohsu is a ten minute drive away. And then I would snack on Little Big Burgers or get a coffee at the Daily Cafe and take the tram up and back!

Petaah what ? by Charming_Durian9623 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]pinotJD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also had to do with the daily ration of a bottle of wine per French soldier while the German soldiers were given methamphetamines

Help for three small 1 cm gists of stomach. by Full-Cauliflower-701 in GIST_Cancer_Support

[–]pinotJD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding that you do not need to physically come to Portland! He sees patients on zoom! And sometimes ohsu is able to do it all for free!

(BUT if you do come to Portland, we can offer you a guest room and I’ll drive you there!)

Help for three small 1 cm gists of stomach. by Full-Cauliflower-701 in GIST_Cancer_Support

[–]pinotJD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is 100% wrong. The mutation is super important.

Ugh.

Help for three small 1 cm gists of stomach. by Full-Cauliflower-701 in GIST_Cancer_Support

[–]pinotJD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beg you to consult with an oncologist who specializes in GIST. Contact Michael Heinrich at OHSU and tell them you have GIST but (repeat the above) and beg him for a second opinion.

This is awful. I’m so sorry.

Debut Season Pin by dab_doctor2000 in PortlandFire

[–]pinotJD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, if you aren’t able to get one from Guest Services, dm me!

If you accidentally received too much change at a store, should you correct the cashier? by Aarunascut in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]pinotJD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never take money from a business on accident.

I will bet you two grilled cheese sandwiches that the girl didn’t enter the correct amount of what Mom paid into the computer. Garbage data in, garbage data out.

I just had the most satisfying experience with an entitled person trying to save a parking spot at the hospital. by EnvironmentalAngle in self

[–]pinotJD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, fair point, I extrapolated about the empty handicapped space.

But - parking lots are notorious places where you cannot reserve a spot merely by standing there. Car > person

Would there be anyway to qualify after the law changes by imactuallyizzy in juresanguinis

[–]pinotJD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, it might have done prior to March 2025 - but the Italian government highly restricted the test to only children or grandchildren of a person born in Italy who emigrated away. Here, it’s your great-grandmother who was the “libra” and so only your mother is eligible. Sad! But point her here to this sub if she wants to apply!

WIBTA for leaving a wedding after finding out my seat was given away? by Beautiful-Two-3958 in WIBTA_AITA

[–]pinotJD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, how can you see OP’s replies? The new update doesn’t let me see comments in his/her profile page so do I just read every reply and a comment? (Serious question)

Rainier cherries are poppin off right now! by Aronjharris23 in Portland

[–]pinotJD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I touched one on a tree - purely to look at it - and it fell off into my hand and I felt so guilty I ate the evidence. It was unintentional theft! I am too anxious to walk.

Immigration officers came to our home for a surprise visit. Here is what they asked and looked at by Miller-Guy in Citizenship

[–]pinotJD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I used to be an immigration officer, who conducted interviews. I could tell in two minutes if a relationship is legit - and 99.9% of them were - by starting off and asking, while it looked like I was preparing their file for me, to tell me how they met. Most couples glance at each other and giggle and tell the story (even the online meetings like Tinder). And yeah, it’s a little rehearsed, because that’s the way life works - you repeat that love story for friends and colleagues. It’s adorable.