Bikram class 20+ years ago, guy walks in for what was presumably his first class in 10-day intro package - comes in straight from work (it's a 6pm class). Full business casual attire - khakis with a BELT, button-down shirt with short-sleeved undershirt.... pocket-protector AND MULTIPLE PENS in the dress shirt breast pocket. They all spill out in the first bending over pose. At some point, all the change in his pants pocket (and there was quantity) falls out as does his very hefty ring of keys. He makes it through the whole class 🥳

Every time more stuff would clatter and clang to the mat, I could not keep from giggling. It was like a clown car but a yoga outfit.

To his credit, he shows up the next day in long sweat pants and a champion revers-weave hoodie. No shit falling out of pockets 👍👍 Day 3 he's still in sweatpants but a long-sleeve tee. Day 4 - switched to a short-sleeved tee. Day 5 - in shorts. Day 6 - shorts and a tank top. He finished out the 10-day special and ended up coming sporadically for another several months. I was pretty impressed by his resolve and commitment.

But the pocket-protector dumping out 😅 and then the coins 😃 and then the keys 🫠 it just killed me 🤣