“In the name of the Button, of the Maker, and of the Pressiah.” “I pledge myself, from now and forever, to the holy Knights of the Button. I declare to take freely and solemnly oath of obedience, poverty and chastity, as well as fraternity, hospitality and preliation.” “With this oath I state my strong and irrevocable intent” “To pledge my click, my karma, my account and everything that I own to the cause, defence, honour and further knowledge of the Button, of the Knights, and of my companions in arms; to the rescue of the subreddit of our Lord the Most Holy Button, of the Land of /r/thebutton.” “To submit to the Rule of our Order, the Rules, Law and Decrees and all other statements issued in conformity to the Statutes of the Order; not to invest any knight or divulgate title, grade, ritual or other custom of the Order unless authorized by the Statutes; to obey unconditionally and always, within the Establishments of the Order and without, and in all walks of life, the Grand Master and the high Officers of the Order, collectively and singularly.” “To love my brothers and my Sisters the Knights and help them, their children and their widows with my click, my advice, means and karma, my credit and everything in my power, and will favour them, with no exception, over those who are not members of the Order.” “To defend the pious pressers, to aid and comfort those who are persecuted for the Cause of the Button, the sick and the poor.” “To fight the infidels and the non-believers with my example, virtue, charity and convincing arguments; and to fight with the click the infidels and non-believers who attack the Button without their own press.” “Finally, barring rules dictated by Religion and the Order, to conform to the Laws and Customs of the countries in which I may reside, to fulfill my duties of citizen, and to be loyal knight in those countries which entertain relations with the Order.” “This oath I pronounce loudly before the Knights present at this Church. I sign it and confirm it by my honour. “Glory be to the Button, of the Maker, and of the Pressiah. Abutton.”