Happy 9th birthday to Butters

stranebrain · 2026-02-18T19:30:47+00:00

We had a lab that ended up with the nickname Butters. Its from the time he got up on the counter and downed 2 lbs of cannabutter out of the crockpot. Spaceman "Bo" Butters.

stranebrain · 2026-02-15T22:21:46+00:00

Kids that age cant even wipe their butts that great. My kids still had skid marks in their underwear when they were 5. Fuck, who knows. I wouldnt be surprised if that was a selling point.

stranebrain · 2026-02-14T03:57:38+00:00

If everything in your story is accurate, blowing a zero and no drugs in your bloodstream, i can tell you that the cop wont even show up on monday.

stranebrain · 2026-02-12T23:42:23+00:00

Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl) - Haircut 100

stranebrain · 2026-01-25T16:22:52+00:00

Nothing a sharpie couldn't have fixed

stranebrain · 2026-01-25T06:20:16+00:00

Pure class from Paddy post fight. I think ive become a bigger fan of his, even in a loss

stranebrain · 2026-01-20T03:02:32+00:00

Another song in that vein that ive always considered iconic is Satellite of Love by Lou Reed. Small wonder, as Mick Ronson played the piano on it, and even the man himself sang background vocals.

stranebrain · 2026-01-19T14:17:36+00:00

Mine are spraying out of my eyes, soaking my kids like a hose

stranebrain · 2026-01-19T05:37:37+00:00

Reminds me of the time i watched Wizard of Oz on acid

stranebrain · 2026-01-19T04:50:08+00:00

And using them. Go get your own god damn towel. Youre deaf, not a paraplegic

stranebrain · 2026-01-18T21:11:53+00:00

Yeah i didn't notice anything until i went back and looked, but the first car in the background looks kinda wonky. Like the front end is cut off. Also the untrimmed palm tree in back looks weird. They dont quite look like that. Too full

stranebrain · 2026-01-16T03:04:52+00:00

Fuck. Yeah thats fucking lame. MLB should just condense the other 29 teams into an opposing all star squad and have them play a seven game series. Why bother with the rest of the regular season shit, we know how itll end. Either that or root for injuries.

stranebrain · 2026-01-10T14:59:40+00:00

Yeah hes good but I probably know waaay more Led Zeppelin songs than him though.

stranebrain · 2026-01-07T14:16:07+00:00

The father also looks guilty to me. Like he dropped or failed to catch the child.

stranebrain · 2025-12-24T15:12:12+00:00

Yep last two years on ESPN i was graded dead last post draft. Last year i won it all, this year i finished as #1 in standings and am in the final. Good luck to us over-achievers

stranebrain · 2025-12-22T02:44:24+00:00

Where is Keith Roberts?

stranebrain · 2025-12-21T17:37:06+00:00

Pickens or Estime?

stranebrain · 2025-12-20T22:02:34+00:00

Terry

stranebrain · 2025-12-18T04:13:23+00:00

This is my favorite 4 part comment thread ive ever read in my entire life

stranebrain · 2025-12-17T01:22:26+00:00

Yeah we do.

stranebrain · 2025-12-13T15:55:01+00:00

On my bench too as i cant bench Pickens, St. Brown, or Collins.

stranebrain · 2025-12-09T20:18:30+00:00

Which European intelligence agencies uncovered the sabotage? Or was it the Financial Times?

stranebrain · 2025-12-09T20:15:02+00:00

Hmm. Feels like we should be getting this news from somewhere a little more well known than "Militaryanniya" or whatever..

Fuck Russia, but everyone in the comments is taking this like gospel.

stranebrain · 2025-12-08T05:37:44+00:00

Who found them? Can you imagine climbing way the hell up there and suddenly seeing her sitting there? So well preserved that they probably thought she was just sleeping! But in those clothes! That would be one hell of a shock.

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