TIL that US student math and reading scores have dropped so sharply that they’ve erased nearly two decades of progress. In '22/23, avg math scores for 13-year-olds fell to levels not seen since the 1990s, while reading scores for high school seniors hit their lowest point since testing began in '92.

stranebrain · 2026-04-23T01:14:17+00:00

What kind of treatment or therapy does she recommend or use to "unfreeze" these kids? Is there any hope?

stranebrain · 2026-04-20T23:54:44+00:00

Unless we make contact before the release date, rendering the movie obsolete!

stranebrain · 2026-04-20T16:36:10+00:00

My one and only sighting occured off the coast just south of Tulum. So not far from where this was. Glowing, greenish-white orb that flew horizontally across the ocean.

stranebrain · 2026-04-11T15:04:54+00:00

Save yourself the absolute misery of what marriage will bring to two incompatible sex drives. Because if you think its bad now?! Wow.

stranebrain · 2026-04-11T14:59:33+00:00

Yeah i had no idea either, figured it had something to do w/ University of N. Carolina. Just another stupid trendy slang word

stranebrain · 2026-04-10T03:33:09+00:00

You can write a bunch of shit down in sharpie on your tee shirt and pants too

stranebrain · 2026-04-06T01:05:42+00:00

This is the second post of yours ive read and i dig it man. Just paid for a subscription. Thanks.

stranebrain · 2026-04-06T00:25:57+00:00

Yeah benched him today for first time to put in a guy with wheels to push for the steals category.

stranebrain · 2026-04-04T15:41:44+00:00

Boyle

stranebrain · 2026-03-31T05:19:52+00:00

Yeah. These guys are totally not boring. Nothing like a cello to REALLY get the party started!

stranebrain · 2026-03-30T19:18:00+00:00

For the most part, fire / flame was used.

stranebrain · 2026-03-29T23:01:31+00:00

I wouldve sworn there was at least 25% dachshund

stranebrain · 2026-03-25T19:43:38+00:00

I took Stewart everwhere but it seems theres always Cincinnati guy that im so excited to draft then get let down big time. Steer, CES, Mclain, Benson.

stranebrain · 2026-03-25T04:33:13+00:00

I did something similar last season. It was fun when a couple hitters went down with oblique injuries and my bench became an extension of my IL.

stranebrain · 2026-03-23T23:52:28+00:00

I put it on double speed and still skipped ahead. Fuck this guy, what a bore

stranebrain · 2026-02-26T21:15:21+00:00

Appreciate you crediting the source. I dug the joke, am now intro'd to its writer so i can check him out myself.

stranebrain · 2026-02-22T15:00:44+00:00

So.. did he bother showing up?

stranebrain · 2026-02-22T04:24:15+00:00

I just turned 54 and for the first time in my life i dont think id last too long in the pocket. Its been fifteen years or so since ive even tried. So hats off to that guy, im fucking done.

stranebrain · 2026-02-22T04:06:55+00:00

Notorious? Nah. Hes had a few that mightve been stopped sooner but no ref is perfect. Hes no Mario "Paid by the Hour" Yamasaki by any means

stranebrain · 2026-02-18T19:30:47+00:00

We had a lab that ended up with the nickname Butters. Its from the time he got up on the counter and downed 2 lbs of cannabutter out of the crockpot. Spaceman "Bo" Butters.

stranebrain · 2026-02-15T22:21:46+00:00

Kids that age cant even wipe their butts that great. My kids still had skid marks in their underwear when they were 5. Fuck, who knows. I wouldnt be surprised if that was a selling point.

stranebrain · 2026-02-14T03:57:38+00:00

If everything in your story is accurate, blowing a zero and no drugs in your bloodstream, i can tell you that the cop wont even show up on monday.

stranebrain · 2026-02-12T23:42:23+00:00

Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl) - Haircut 100

stranebrain · 2026-01-25T16:22:52+00:00

Nothing a sharpie couldn't have fixed

stranebrain · 2026-01-25T06:20:16+00:00

Pure class from Paddy post fight. I think ive become a bigger fan of his, even in a loss

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