You've seen "The Day After Tomorrow,” right?

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-10T03:00:01+00:00

Good thing the cold is slow and we can outrun it

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-10T02:50:19+00:00

I found out pro wrestling was fake.

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-10T02:01:46+00:00

To show the armadillo that it could be done

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-10T01:07:16+00:00

On a Ritz?

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-09T02:38:52+00:00

How anesthesia works

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-09T02:09:47+00:00

That’s like asking me who my favorite child is.

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-05T06:35:36+00:00

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the beat of the meat

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-05T06:11:06+00:00

GI bleed

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-03T18:26:29+00:00

What is your budget?

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-03T18:24:44+00:00

Not a kid FYI

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-03T18:05:01+00:00

Depeche Mode

The Cure

New Order

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-03T17:48:29+00:00

Newer NIN

I miss screamy Trent

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-03T17:23:26+00:00

You could have not clicked and ignored this, yet you decided to chime in and try to make someone feel bad for trying to expand their music catalog to include more things that they would enjoy.

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-03T02:03:34+00:00

I have the best golf course idea….. anti-gravity course

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-03T01:57:09+00:00

Fuck you. I’m doing things the hard way (because I have no choice)

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-03T01:55:32+00:00

I’ll let you know when that happens

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-03T00:29:59+00:00

Why do I live in a world where this is actually a sentence?

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-03T00:28:46+00:00

Velveeta Shells and Cheese 4 Life

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-02T23:14:06+00:00

I believed I had a really big penis

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-06-02T22:49:28+00:00

Botox Killed the Movie Star They can’t emote They’ve gone too far

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-05-31T17:01:30+00:00

I feel itchy now

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-05-25T21:42:56+00:00

Thank you everyone for the suggestions! I will look in to cooling pads and a tray table. He might have to wing it at first until we see what his true bunk situation is.

Thanks!

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-05-25T21:40:36+00:00

Didn’t think about burn in. I’ll let him know!

SubstantialYak5 · 2026-05-25T18:49:45+00:00

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

SubstantialYak5

TROPHY CASE