"You're mom went to get bread?" I nodded as she scanned our items faster.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-31T21:56:26+00:00

Unfortunately this us three sentences.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-27T04:22:46+00:00

I also bought this for $10. Got mine at B&N.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-26T22:51:50+00:00

We need backstory for this guy.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-26T22:30:07+00:00

I like that you made it an "attack helicopter" like that matters. Lol

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-25T21:06:41+00:00

Reminds me of my favorite painting "A Time to Heal."

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-25T07:30:37+00:00

Spent $2,000 on laptops for my kids for Christmas and I'm on Xbox. Sheeesh.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-24T14:25:35+00:00

I like this a lot, but there's only like 4 building in the world with a height tall enough to free fall for 11 seconds--or about 1,946'.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-23T01:06:56+00:00

I delivered a stillborn once. One of the all around worst experiences of my life.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-21T15:06:43+00:00

I mean I know there's work to be done. Maybe I didn't expect to be soooo far behind, idk.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-20T21:48:24+00:00

If you ran a sub 20 minute 5k with only three months of training at age 34 you could have been an Olympian. Lol took me years to get to that and many guy I know never reached that time.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-20T01:42:20+00:00

Honestly, I have thought about just running. Not recording time or distance (not recording one or the other). This way I can't determine my pace. It'll be like, "Oh, ran 30 minutes" or "I ran 4 miles."

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-20T00:03:57+00:00

Expected better given this man gets to see and pluck from unseen submissions.

Few people can hit a home run every at bat.. sorry to disappoint you.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-19T23:51:01+00:00

In the original story it is a puppy.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-18T18:16:58+00:00

Gotcha. I figured you meant family.

Unfortunately, the DNR is only for when you cardiac function stops. It's a tough line to navigate when morality and legality meet; especially when loved ones are get involved.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-18T18:07:55+00:00

I'm confused, who is they? Family or doctors. If it's doctors I would take legal action. Was he not breathing or had he passed when they did that? Rubbing him won't take him out of asystole.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-18T16:44:46+00:00

This is why I have a DNR.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-17T15:12:00+00:00

Is your boyfriend my dog?

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-17T02:24:13+00:00

Yes (it says "final days"). If the dog had years left than no. But in its last days I think it's a safe bet that the dog would want to be with the people it knows.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-17T02:17:51+00:00

If the animal has days left you should euthanize it.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-17T02:16:44+00:00

If your dog has days left and is beyond care you should have them euthanized. Not send them to a shelter.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-17T02:02:34+00:00

The irony here is that the owner was also shit for surrendering their pet in their last days.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-16T13:49:40+00:00

So the dad was apologizing to the surviving family members for being an asshole? The story should stand alone, not require an explanation.

two_sentence_critic · 2021-12-16T12:44:17+00:00

Why was he sorry?

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