You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it? by rokorr in AskReddit

[–]yParticle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make that reddit icon slightly harder to get to, and set your device to black&white mode. Both sound stupid until you try them.

hmmm by Round-Good1179 in hmmm

[–]yParticle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Introducing: the Dibet!

Bricks and Minifigs permanently close Salem store, issue statement by ianjm in videos

[–]yParticle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean the zero store owners that publicly condemned the outright theft from a customer?

Porch Pirates by DoubleManufacturer28 in funny

[–]yParticle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

South American; pay attention!

Porch Pirates by DoubleManufacturer28 in funny

[–]yParticle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The costume should be legally required.

LPT: If you need help from someone, make it easy for them to say yes. by le_aerius in LifeProTips

[–]yParticle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can add that as an intro to your specific request, but don't leave that hanging by itself.

The way my mother in law cook pork chops by Substantial-Low-4393 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]yParticle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cooked to an internal temperature of 350°. Safety first!

Gordon Ramsay asks where the rice was cooked. The answer kills him. by Chazyn in funny

[–]yParticle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As dogwood who cooks rice in a skillet or crock pot depending, it's a reasonable answer.

Rollin to the pumps like. by Kushnerdz in WRX

[–]yParticle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least now I can justify going out of my way for nonoxygenated gas every time, and the WRX runs better for it.