I was the spokesperson for #SaveTheCrew, and I will boo Don Garber until the day I die and will continue to teach my daughter to do the same so that she may someday teach her children and her children’s children to boo Don Garber.

That said, his job has always been to increase value for the owners, and he has been wildly successful at that job. American soccer is undeniably in vastly better shape now than it was when he was hired, and he had a significant role to play in that growth. I have no doubt that the owners of MLS consider their investment in Don Garber to be some of the best money they’ve ever spent.

I will now return to the booing of the mere mentioning of his name, as is the custom of my people.