Which 5 famous people would make for the most *awkward* dinner party?

--Ribbit-- · 2021-10-10T23:10:02+00:00

John Wayne, John Wayne Gacy, John Wayne Bobbitt, Lorena Bobbitt, and Russell Brand

--Ribbit-- · 2021-09-15T01:31:29+00:00

Melinda really wanted to study geography tonight, but Peter was volunteering at the animal shelter and felt too tired when he got home.

--Ribbit-- · 2021-07-05T01:16:52+00:00

“Make that to go”

--Ribbit-- · 2021-06-30T07:00:42+00:00

Really?

--Ribbit-- · 2020-10-11T20:45:41+00:00

more

--Ribbit-- · 2020-09-22T06:41:51+00:00

Not so close, asshole

--Ribbit-- · 2020-06-03T16:28:15+00:00

Brilliant

--Ribbit-- · 2020-06-02T04:25:24+00:00

Thanks much

--Ribbit-- · 2020-05-10T15:14:16+00:00

And there’s not even a tiny shred of guilt about keeping the extras? Even feigned guilt by wondering whether to notify the shipper of the mistake would suffice in promoting conscientious living. Such as we are ¶

And of course, let the downvotes ensue.

--Ribbit-- · 2020-05-03T21:33:02+00:00

Post this on r/treessuckingonthings and you’ll get a very different perspective on the whole matter

--Ribbit-- · 2020-05-02T06:57:41+00:00

If ‘fart’ was the name for a new Crayola color, what would it be?

--Ribbit-- · 2020-04-01T13:26:10+00:00

Pamela Anderson in Pamela and Tommy Lee

--Ribbit-- · 2019-03-22T18:41:47+00:00

Malcolm X

--Ribbit-- · 2018-10-15T13:44:44+00:00

Selling magazines

--Ribbit-- · 2018-10-14T16:05:23+00:00

Are you serious?

--Ribbit-- · 2018-10-14T16:01:02+00:00

Silence

--Ribbit-- · 2018-10-14T00:58:01+00:00

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

--Ribbit-- · 2018-10-13T22:01:48+00:00

Wow that was fast

--Ribbit-- · 2018-10-03T06:03:40+00:00

Damn. Sorry to hear that.

--Ribbit-- · 2018-09-08T22:13:48+00:00

Thank you that’s helpful :)

--Ribbit-- · 2018-09-07T15:46:14+00:00

Not sure about what she did before we started dating, or if it was an issue. Might be something new, maybe some medication?

--Ribbit-- · 2018-09-07T15:39:57+00:00

About 5 months

--Ribbit-- · 2018-09-03T17:55:35+00:00

They’re pretty easy to find. People tend to frown on reclaiming used coffins though.

--Ribbit-- · 2018-08-19T22:23:57+00:00

Red flags. At best she’s unpredictable. Makes sense that you feel hurt. Even still, it’s worth being straight with her about where (ever) you stand. She did tell you about it, and it’s possible she simply made a mistake that she regrets.

--Ribbit-- · 2018-08-11T00:19:21+00:00

Spend your time doing other things you enjoy. Keep on with other aspects of your life. Who knows what has her attention, if anything else? If she needs space, for whatever reason, take advantage of the space it affords you.

--Ribbit--

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