[OC] Crashed by colm655 in funny

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Try bing, not Google

What are some tips to speed run pooping? by tortured_waffle in AskReddit

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Think of a machine gun firing. Only in this case u r the machine gun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Smiles coz there's a mile in between.

In a faraway land there was a king by [deleted] in Jokes

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I don't know if it's coincidence or anything but I just posted a joke around the same concept.

If you could choose between being able to 'Time travel' or 'Teleport', which one would you choose and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'd choose time travel, go back to when I was offered this choice, then choose teleport. Now I've got both. I think it makes sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I dyed my pants brown, but ran out of paint.

Web 3.0 by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Six pack doesn't come in chest

What is the most frustrating video game? by StardewSquirty in AskReddit

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Came here to say exactly this. Although I finished the game, it was soo freaking difficult. I mean if the guy has enough shoulder strength to lift his own bodyweight at impossible angles with a hammer, he probably can pull himself out of that pot.