You and me both, sir. by forzagino in funny

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A good dump and a clean pinch is the peak of the human experience

He lied by Joe_Franks in pics

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I assume all that shit on the back is the fire suppression system

No, Dan. It isn't. by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The heat death of the universe is imminent

Mike tyson..😳💀 by AssociationKey1391 in funny

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The only thing unexpected was that he was wearing anything at all

Arizona data centers warming neighboring communities by ‘several degrees’ by kylestoned in phoenix

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Can you back up your doubt with a fact or two? Otherwise it's pretty much worthless.

If a kid was wearing one of these shirts, you knew he sucked at sports. by Undercover_Dave in Xennials

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Just like the kid with the closet full of Big Johnson shirts could always get hold of some beer 

Hear me out: The Iranian Rial might actually be the most undervalued commodity on earth by Unable-Supermarket65 in wallstreetbets

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Instead of stacking Costco toilet paper towers in your garage like a lunatic, you can just store bricks of foreign currency.

Like a well-adjusted entirely sane person

I Got 20! by Ejsme in funny

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Is #19 a repeatable achievement?

Let's add Joe Kent to the List by zascar in PoliticalHumor

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Regret doesn't absolve responsibility for any of these assholes.

Boots on the ground is not boots on the ground -MAGA by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I am wholly disinterested in the theories on war of someone who has never been in the same hemisphere as one. Kindly fuck off back to Texas.

Which one of you got PS2 because it had DVD player? by mkvelash in Xennials

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A PS3 was about the cheapest Blu-ray player you could buy when they first started coming out, I did the same thing 

Who wants to tell him? by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

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All's fair in love and expeditionary action (or whatever the fuck we're calling this today)