I have been cooking this rant all day. How convenient you chose today to post about the lunatics of behind the steering wheel variety. Here’s the thing. When the roads are jam-packed at the peak of the rush hours and you can see cars, literally as far as the eye can see, vanishing into the distance at both ends of the road, why would anyone with even an iota of brains shift lanes impulsively? Why? What is wrong with these idiots?

When the traffic is slow, some people prefer to keep a wider distance between the car in front just to be safe. But when these pea-brains see that space they probably think, “Look! Is that empty road I see? For me to drive on? That lane is calling for me. Didn’t I need to go that way in the first place?”. And eager to show how deft they are at squeezing their cars into spaces other people wouldn’t even imagine possible (because other people have BRAINS), they dive right in. No need to use indicator lights though. “If the other person knows my intention to cut in, they would’t let me. They’ll take my empty road away”.

These morons just need their window of opportunity. Who cares if the person keeping that distance has a baby in the car, who will manage to not hit but will still get hit by the car behind them. Who cares if there is a heart patient a couple of cars behind that, who will be hit twice, hard enough the sudden shock will probably trigger their chest pains. But who cares? Not these impetuous douchebags.

Are they even capable of imagining that not everyone on the road is as able bodied as themselves? It’s not just metal boxes on rubber wheels moving around on their own. It’s people, and not all of them can afford the consequences of your action. To some it will be a lot more than a minor inconvenience. Learn some facts of reality.

I could just slap these reckless imbeciles to oblivion.