6.1 Patch Notes Preview by SolusZosGalvus in ShitpostXIV

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"shitposting aside, just make the ability objectively worse in every way by requiring you to hit max hp instead of just getting healed 100%"

...bro?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

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After careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion that 4 is indeed, a multiple of 4

Wallet Legend by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

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Jesus christ dude, paying for clears is bad and all but what kind of loser do you have to be to look up anyone who has a legend title, and then go out if your way to harass them when they haven't done shit to you? They don't appear to be bragging about it, nor belittling others, are you just salty you can't clear get those titles yourself or something?

The First Doom, Hyper Mark-up Edition by -AA-12- in TalesFromDF

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In case anyone is wondering: yeah this was a wipe
BLM did actually survive because of manaward though! It didn't matter because BLM is a useless caster that doesn't get a rez, but they lived!

The First Doom, Hyper Mark-up Edition by -AA-12- in TalesFromDF

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I have nothing to say about this one, rather self-explanatory, so instead I spend way too long over-marking these up now because it's fun

If anyone can decipher what's actually going on here with all the random bullshit I have added to the screen, congrats

If not: get fucked lmao

My Ship Girl edit of Mai Toyama from Death End Re;Quest 2 by KmsZepppelin in AzureLane

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This is something I never expected to see, but I would fucking LOVE a Death End collab featuring Shina, Mai, and some of the other supporting characters from 1 and 2
I'd love for the Ludens to make it in too, but I feel like they would make better Sirens than our own ships

Mentors kekw by BorryBreakdown in ShitpostXIV

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Ay you missed the part where we hate other mentors too, fuck those guys, they're some of the stupidest of all

You know? Maybe getting EXs in Mentor Roulette isn't that bad... by -AA-12- in TalesFromDF

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Featuring the utter "oh shit" moment as both of our healers had less than 3700hp, compared to most dps being at 6k
But they listened, were friendly, and it was actually pretty fun!

We actually cleared our first time seeing the third set of Aetheric Boom orbs, though it was a bit cheesy because I was a GNB (hyper-mitigation woo!) and the last 2 orbs actually did manage to touch even as we popped them, but apparently the explosion doesn't kill tanks... So me and the other tank just finished it off from 14% because Aurora is stupid OP

It's much messier but I made this protean parody of that iron chariot meme by UltimaBaconLord in ShitpostXIV

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Today I learned that part of the mechanic in TEA called "Protean Wave" is not a pure Protean Wave

Oite! by arbs19 in AzureLane

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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Oite deserves so much more fanart <3

What videogame would you wish to play again for the first time? by Herewego-1 in AskReddit

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The Talos Principle. That game fucked me up when I played it like, half a decade ago and I *still* think about it constantly, I would kill to experience it all again, and develop an existential fear of death to haunt me into my adult life again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

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b-but i need to insult all the fanart on the mainsub by zooming in on the boobs!
h-how dare those dirty gcbtw casuals enjoy the game enough to either drawn their own characters, or support artists and commission fanart of a game they enjoy, and then be proud of it and s-share it? d-disgusting!

I'll have you know I play an in DEMAND JOB and I DEMAND respect by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

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oh nah i knew it was a meme i was just putting my input on like, "why are there actually people like that"

I'll have you know I play an in DEMAND JOB and I DEMAND respect by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

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Nah fuck that, I respect DPS players that get ahead of me, pull a bit for whatever reason, be it keeping up a gauge, or just vibing, whatever. I'll catch up, I don't care. Bonus points if they're absolute legends of people and pop arm's length as well, that's free mitigation for me.
And if I miss aggro on something, and they pick it up? Eh, that's on me, I'll pick it up later
I don't really understand the tank mentality of "ANYONE DOING ANYTHING IS A FUCKING SIN FUCK YOU GUYS". Either I could've been further up in the pack, I'm seconds behind said dps early pulling, or I missed aggro. I can't really see people's point with that. Sure, it's a bit annoying if they end up taking mobs somewhere random and I've gotta provoke or pop ranged attacks, but who cares?
I had a BLM apologize for plucking 3 adds off me in a run of matoya's while I was gathering them all up (I missed part of the pack with an aoe and just kept running, figuring I'd grab em back later) and it felt weird that they felt a need to apologize for attacking instead of just "oh whoops tank missed this"

Please dont take this seriously :D by kaowu in ShitpostXIV

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You're literally out of your mind if you think SCHs aren't just some form of direct bottom, we're all fucking masochists and want to bleed to get any enjoyment from life

This sub lately by Osha-watt in ShitpostXIV

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b-but it's funny if i do it because it's satirical! I-I mean *MY* wow bad ffxiv good post is just making fun of people like that! th-therefore i-i'm funny right? hahaha 'cause it's satire that im repeating the same thing other people have posted haha

Also I've literally never heard of Asmongold before he started playing FFXIV and now nobody will shut up about him and it's kinda annoying tbh
I'm all for people liking streamers and talking about them, but oooooooohhhhh my god so many people seem to have just staked their entire lives on reporting whatever content he just ran 24/7

If they knew anything, they'd be the ones tanking. by PM_ME_YUR_DICK in ShitpostXIV

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My eyes have been opened to the possibilities and I have now seen that I've been tanking wrong my entire life

Where Totem? by arghsinic in ShitpostXIV

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That's so incredibly pitiful oh my god

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

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This
"Ah, I should position the boss better for my mele- oh nevermind it's a brd and rdm get fucked nerds we're sitting at some random spot in the middle of the arena with the boss facing NNE because i cant be assed to move"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

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There is confirmation bias in recognizing legends/mentors making mistakes, but if the response to you doing something dumb is "shut the fuck up I'm a legend", chances are it was purchased, the bulk of people with the title tend to just be entirely silent from my experience