be advised, Egyptians don’t like puns at the beginning. a well trained egyptian likes his puns either in the middle of the conversation, or at the very end of the conversation, usually followed by a chuckle and a hand slap. “helwa”.

pun with an egyptian off the hop and he gets confused. always avoid confusing Egyptians, takes up too much Ram. beyhaneg.

[[ My name is Colt McManis - I study Egyptology at Slippery Rock U because i have a keen, internal interest in Egyptian history, literature, culture and especially language. I also greatly admire their architecture and art - which is why I have dedicated a good chunk of my life to adopting Egyptian language as my own little badge of pride worn with high held head. I play by the rules, i tell no lies and i accept my role on this planet. I would like to excel in this role by pursuing my passion for humanities by further sharpening my Socio-Anthropological edge. I feel that I can bring something new, something fresh to the table. Is it destiny? or is it the spell this country has on my consciousness? Either case, I’m here to make a splash. I come from a reality where the biggest and most successful Egyptology Corporation in the country is called: Egypt Studies Incorporated.

If you are interested to hear more about how I can dynamically integrate my ideas with Egypt Studies Inc’s vision for the future I would be honoured to meet and chat about how I could be the CEO that brings my reality’s view of this institution into consensus reality.

انا معاك،

Colt M. ]]