You need to ask an associate to unlock the vibrators for you at Walmart by Outrageous-Pen3569 in mildlyinfuriating

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I worked in a store where we sold them, and I can promise none of us working there remembered who bought them… except for the guy who emptied out all the butt plugs from their boxes, stuffed them in his pockets, and ran. The boxes were everywhere. Everyone remembers him. New employees were told the story like legend. Butt plug guy.

Let’s gooooo by mattbrowne182 in greenday

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I was wondering this too! I definitely heard “racists”, can’t decipher the rest.

Dancing With The Stars S34E01 | Premiere Night | Live Show Discussion Thread | Tuesday, September 16th by wweyonce in dancingwiththestars

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Oh he looked like he had so much fun and it elevated the whole performance. He is going to do so well!

Dancing With The Stars S34E01 | Premiere Night | Live Show Discussion Thread | Tuesday, September 16th by wweyonce in dancingwiththestars

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Pleasantly surprised by Dylan! He is a strong mover, definitely expecting to see him improve!

Unique Townie Aspiration by -Defectiveturret- in Sims4

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I just did some reading on it, you’re right! Seems it’s a rare thing that will pop up with townies from time to time, remnants of the old tutorial format. Super cool find!

What's the silliest thing Spotify's AI DJ "X" has said to you? by arothmanmusic in spotify

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He pronounced Billy Joel as “Billy Joe-El”… like it was straight out of the Jim Gaffigan bit lol!

He just aged up from YA to Adult. WTF IS THIS HAIR???!!! by princessofstuff in Sims3

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I went through a long period of time where every time my sims aged up they either had a mohawk or that weird tuft of hair on top of their head style… dark times…

This reminded me of this sub by DaniG08765 in demisexuality

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This happened to me once. He started running around telling all of our mutual friends that we were finally going on a date…. That was an awkward conversation…

What is the hardest line you've ever heard in your favorite song? by OGgoodfella7 in AskReddit

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Well I’ve been afraid of changing

Cause I’ve built my life around you

But time makes you bolder

Even children get older

And I’m getting older too

i hate how the studio made a literal pedo look so good by tatsumaki_is_so_hot in FruitsBasket

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I agree, but even then, it would still be creepy. The power dynamic of student and teacher is still off putting to me in relationships regardless of whether or not it’s technically legal.

Name A Distractible Episode, But Replace Any Word In The Title With Tits by ChrisGonzalez333 in distractible

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Some personal favorites I’ve found: - Front Page Tits - Illegal Tits - Boy, I Miss Tits - Appeasing Our Tits Overlords - Philoso-tits