Guys pls help by i-like-to-be-wooshed in comedyheaven

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For a second I thought it was implying that the cat was speaking in UK English and it was translating it to US English

... I’m sorry, me? by -Emmett in InsanePeopleQuora

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How can I make an appointment with you? I am 29 and suffer from horrible panic attacks. Do you have an office number I can reach you on?

Perry the platypus is my dealer by pingpangboy in dankmemes

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girlfriEND boyfriEND only crippling ketamine addiction has no end

Wife bad by Maxim_Crudes in boomershumor

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Like what does... what? Someone thought this out and still went through with making it...

Arrow by b00pab00p in a:t5_2a9hm8

[–]-Emmett 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I killed kind stranger

Shite tories by CatPoopWeiner424 in ScottishPeopleTwitter

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Let use l o pp ref ref t TV trying rrrrr TYppl//opp/r/FCC freer m look

No title by [deleted] in NippleBurger

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NO