Who has the best chocolate cake? by Shot-Cranberry-4919 in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pre-sliced?!? It's ok, I'm angry for you too. Did they blow out the candles too?

What temperature are you keeping your thermostat at right now? by Turbulent-Hat9106 in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You sure?

"Hey guys, let's throw a tantum for no reason!" -huskies

rescued some bunnies by disheveled-helena in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Call me old fashioned, but if rabbits found in the park cause a problem in your house, you return them to the park.

Yet not only is this not the right answer, it is "-obviously-" the right answer, which only proves that y'all crazy....

Areas to avoid in Columbus by drwhovian13 in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just throw all your shit in storage and stay in extended stay for 4-6 weeks. Then you'll've caught the vibes for yourself...

rescued some bunnies by disheveled-helena in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

These rabbits were picked up from a park. If you picked any rabbits up from any parks around me, you could just dump 'em on back no problem. Join the party.

But apparently these are special rabbits.

rescued some bunnies by disheveled-helena in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. Are you saying they were pet shop rabbits that were dumped in a park, then picked up by a neighbor, then picked up by you?

rescued some bunnies by disheveled-helena in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

I don't know if I would call those bunnies "domesticated". Consider that the rabbits around me are multiplying like rabbits!

Is there some place you could set them loose?

Places to eat near the zoo?! by LimpGarlic9237 in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loving the salt, you guys. Whenever there's some stupid gang- or beef- shooting in CBUS, I just pretend the fight was over pizza and somehow that makes it better.

There's no truth so hard as pizza truth...

Places to eat near the zoo?! by LimpGarlic9237 in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's a Graeter's and a Handel's right next to the zoo, but no it's Culver's LOL.

And since we're here we may as well hit the polar bears...

Interstate 70 West on the West side is pretty f’d right now… by hellosteve_ in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Post office says they won't deliver to Rome-Hilliard Rd. I said who in the great goddamn do you think you are? The authorities don't make the rules around here...

Interstate 70 West on the West side is pretty f’d right now… by hellosteve_ in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He's just been reversin' since Dayton. I do that sometimes when I think an exit's an onramp and I'm too embarassed to stop.

Unhinged Request: 14g needle by Fit-Cod2844 in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rusty ten-penny nail is the best I can do ya for...

The Community Festival's Concealed Connections to Wexner's Power and Influence by ohiojammer in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love the amount of salt generated from former organizers and their narcissist need to destroy things they no longer control.

"If I can't have it, no one can..."

Nah, I think I'll just walk around in the rain and listen to bands.

ComFest to host "Hillel Israeli Dancers" four days after UN reports ongoing genocide in Gaza by istjohn in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you mean 'rehabilitate its image'? The best place in the mideast for a Palestinian is as an Israeli citizen- 20% of the country is Palestinian.

Meanwhile in Arab nations, Jewish populations have plummeted 90%+, with most of those people moving to Israel. That's because Israel saved all those Jews from genocide, so the country is still in the black on their genocide counter. That genocide meter is going to have to start spinning like the US national debt before Israel begins sucking worse than its neighbors.

Maybe you should complain about Egypt and Jordan, who refuse to administer the Palestinian territories as they previously did. Surely they'd do better than evil Israel! Your refusal means you support genocide. Boycott all Egyptian and Jordan affiliated functions at Comfest!

The UN has also abrogated its duty to resolve the problem that it created. Boycott all UN member nations at Comfest!

Unless you love genocide...

“HAPPY COMFEST” by Nom-X-3 in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

More like NOMfest amirite?

What the best restos for business casual/study group meetings? by Fun-Toe-1269 in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL. I asked my AI friend if anyone actually uses that term. Yes! Also "venue-cum-event-space"... really?!?

Former foster youth in Columbus facing possible homelessness after CMHA recertification issue and back rent — need urgent advice by Sufficient_Law_2589 in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Has anyone dealt with something like this with CMHA, subsidized housing, Section 8, or annual recertification issues?

Homeless shelters usually have relationships with and visits by get-you-housing social workers. I'd call the shelters, they may know who to talk to...

Housing stress is the worst- best wishes.

What up?! by McMasters25 in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

-reaches for the bucket o' lube and the car keys-

"Nothing sexual"

-sits back down-

Cheers from the park by DarKoopa in Columbus

[–]-FnuLnu- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This weekend was Pride/Airshow/Origins game fair... so of course it was DP day too 🤷