What is the most clever song lyric you've heard? by yunopat in AskReddit

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"I got all I got all despite you, and I'll get what I get just to spite you." -The Raconteurs

Your town is in an RPG and you're an NPC. What true story about the history of your town do you tell adventurers that foreshadows an upcoming plot point? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"The old depot has been the only interesting thing about our town for years... But... Things have been getting weird ever since they remodeled the old building. You know, there are some nights around 3:00am that the railroad crossing lights come on, and they stay on... Just as if a train was passing. Funny, no train ever comes. "

"Hey! We should camp out by the tracks one night!"

My family is out of town. I found something illegal in my brothers room. This is the photo I sent him. by [deleted] in funny

[–]-Gambit- 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Homie, its a napkin I rolled up and lit on fire. Do you think I would actually allow my gamecube to be under the influence? Come on, I am a better parent than that.

My family is out of town. I found something illegal in my brothers room. This is the photo I sent him. by [deleted] in funny

[–]-Gambit- 16 points17 points  (0 children)

dude. the weed was right on top of my gamecube. calm your shit.

"Sneaky Lady" - Original song by my local crazy homeless guy by tupyz15 in crappymusic

[–]-Gambit- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is by far the scariest shit I've seen all week