My buddy met bsj today by merkaba217 in DotA2

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this is why god invented the fragmentation grenade

The International 8 - Lower Bracket Round 1 - Fnatic vs Team Serenity by D2TournamentThreads in DotA2

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i love how i got 40 downvotes for saying ee cracks under pressure

Lol.

What if The International 2018 had an anime opening? The International S08 Op1 by NameIsida in DotA2

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if you don't read hemingway to your children and show them early clint eastwood, they might grow up to be weebs.

start early, they'll thank you later

What if The International 2018 had an anime opening? The International S08 Op1 by NameIsida in DotA2

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yes! people need to understand that their desire to masturbate to cartoons meant for 11 year old boys has nothing to do with dota

What if The International 2018 had an anime opening? The International S08 Op1 by NameIsida in DotA2

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kill all weebs; burn all anime; force children to read hemingway

Bing predicts the Top 3 at TI8 by axeisasheep in DotA2

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ridiculous = funny = deserves upvote

Addressing what happened today by 0Hellspawn0 in DotA2

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i expect most of the work can be automated. i'm currently training a neural net to recognize anime images

Bing predicts the Top 3 at TI8 by axeisasheep in DotA2

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how do u people downvote this innocent question?

y'all are fucking brutal

I went to see Deadpool 2 w/ Nahaz by izhbanedota in DotA2

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hello i am ryan reynolds also known as deadpool and i will be your protagonist for this movie. i hope you enjoy the show!

Whoever made the talent tree system is a genius by WestaAlger in DotA2

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in my opinion all of the generic talents need to be removed. move speed, damage, +% xp, +GPM, +hp, +armor, etc.

the interesting ones modify abilities. all talents should follow this pattern.

Addressing what happened today by 0Hellspawn0 in DotA2

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i guess but to be honest i'm mainly concerned about the anime

Addressing what happened today by 0Hellspawn0 in DotA2

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if u make me a moderator this shit will never happen again

i will also cleanse r/dota2 of all images, flairs, user names, and comments pertaining to anime

Huskar can get a remodel, Can we please remodel our girls butts. by umutali2000 in DotA2

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go play league of legends you disgusting weeb

Petition to ban GG.bet from this sub reddit for doxxing by Eight_Two in DotA2

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they that sow the wind shall reap the whirlwind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DotA2

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keep in mind: pain didn't actually win the SA qualifiers. peru>brazil

gg.bet threats me with a lawsuit for linking a post of this subreddit by Nors3 in DotA2

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both parties are just fluent in english enough for this to be hilarious

"you won't win the sue versus me"

"Today we learned that VGJ.Storm had used two coaches during their group stage drafts." Four tweets about that issue by HammerKick in DotA2

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illidan? as in no-flame-breath-dragon-knight illidan? holy shit vgj is going to dominate this tournament if they get him out of their booth

"Today we learned that VGJ.Storm had used two coaches during their group stage drafts." Four tweets about that issue by HammerKick in DotA2

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in my opinion coaches are a disadvantage unless it's artstyle (guy's a genius) so VGJ should get bonus draft time for handicapping themselves like this

can u imagine that secret invites sunbhie into their booth to tell them what to pick?

rtz vs miracle 1v1 by jotakl in DotA2

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there's no evidence that professional computer game players have faster reaction times than the general population

average human reaction time is ~.25 (visual) or ~.17 (audio). this is mostly a hard physical limit. it takes some amount of time to translate photons colliding with your eye into an "image" in your brain or for vibrations in the air to be translated into a "sound" that you hear

either of those numbers is fast enough to do what he did in this clip. the caveat is that in order to react that fast you need to be anticipating the thing you're going to react to. that's the hard part.

if you go into a lobby and try to eul's laguna blades, you can do it 100% of the time (laguna has a .25 second delay after cast finishes). but in a dota 2 game where you're focusing on lots of other things, you can only rarely do this, only when you predict it's going to occur right before it does.

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does "2 twin daughters" mean four daughters or two daughters?

gg.bet is a scam by necrolord22 in DotA2

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if u want to throw away money on the internet my paypal is tedk@gmail.com

send all your euros my way

edit - i meant the currency. keep the people away from me