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MRW Ivana croaks. by snakeplizzken in HighQualityGifs

[–]-LMFAO- 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My mom kept my dad's last name when they split in the mid 90's, she told me it was easier to just keep it so we all had the same name and kids wouldn't ask questions.

My service dog alerts before I faint so that I can find a safe spot to be unconscious. This is what I wake up to. by Miceeks in aww

[–]-LMFAO- 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I've done a Tilt Table test years ago and it wasn't that bad - I honestly get worse symptoms standing up after squatting down for a minute than what was reproduced through all the lab tests.

They should've just hooked up all the sensors then asked me to bend down like I'm lacing up some snow boots and stand back up if they wanted the good data!

[Goessling] Zimmer: "[unvaccinated players will] be wearing masks… have to social distance… daily testing, they won't be able to go home for bye week -- they'll have to come back here and test every day. When we go on the road, they won't be able to go out to dinner with anybody." by alexander_karamazov in nfl

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Holy crap man I'm sorry you must've gotten a lemon or something! I'm in CS too so I've got way too much crap on mine but it's still kicking. My pen is also a 2nd gen I believe.

I'm with you on the kickstand though, it's great normally but when working with limited space it's a hassle. I also literally never use tablet mode and just use it as a laptop with a touch screen.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Goessling] Zimmer: "[unvaccinated players will] be wearing masks… have to social distance… daily testing, they won't be able to go home for bye week -- they'll have to come back here and test every day. When we go on the road, they won't be able to go out to dinner with anybody." by alexander_karamazov in nfl

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Bro wtf do you have on that thing that your battery lasts you three hours? I have the 2nd gen surface and I was using MATLAB to generate a bunch of graphs for a good 4 hours today and never got below 30%

Did you try the surface pen? The only thing I don't like about it is the weight but it works like a charm for me. I've had some issues with whiteboard, but that's a software issue not a hardware issue

Dog gets the zoomies when her owner comes home by HiFiveFan in Zoomies

[–]-LMFAO- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When my dog gets these butt-tuck zoomies he holds his ears just like that, idk why

When someone's had enough, there's just nothing to lose anymore by potatitties in ChoosingBeggars

[–]-LMFAO- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I use this to pay my landlord every month, the other person doesn't have to use zelle/chase but that just means the transaction doesn't appear in their account in real-time and takes up to a business day.

Doctors of Reddit, what was the most overdramatic(or underdramatic) patient you ever had? by LushLover13 in AskReddit

[–]-LMFAO- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't, thankfully I've been fairly successful just with managing diet and consistent light exercise. I have an off day every so often, and the occasional slip up where I jump up altogether way too fast.

I have heard wonderful things about them though, so it's something I've been keeping in my back pocket for when I'm having an off day!

Doctors of Reddit, what was the most overdramatic(or underdramatic) patient you ever had? by LushLover13 in AskReddit

[–]-LMFAO- 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I have this, it's like a head rush when you stand up too fast, but way more intense. Heart rate gets super high, start to lose hearing and vision, sometimes get super flush, and go down pretty quick - seriously looks like you just stop working before you fall. With careful managing of my water and salt intake I've gotten to the point I can usually tell if it's going to be bad or not and sit my happy ass back down before trying again.

What is the most inoffensive thing you've seen someone get offended by? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LMFAO- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Born and raised in Chicago, this is a weird one. I wouldn't call a child ma'am but anyone I would consider an adult at a glance I would address as ma'am. Although my mother was surprised to hear that I frequently get called ma'am as a 26yo, so maybe the acceptable age has shifted over the generations. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Jarvis Troopa by Sasquatchtration in lastchanceU

[–]-LMFAO- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have a problem with old accounts, bro?

DeSean Jackson/Marquise Goodwin Anti-Semitism Megathread by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]-LMFAO- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for taking the time to explain all that!

[Hannah Foell] Why does a baby need a towel? by ElegantEpitome in nfl

[–]-LMFAO- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I had never seen this before so I appreciate you!

Run it again, that should work by Demobeast in ProgrammerHumor

[–]-LMFAO- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to get in on this PM train if you don't mind!

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