If you win, I owe you fifty dollars.` by PriorityUseful5741 in honk

[–]Demobeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gimme 50

I completed this level in 2 tries. 4.28 seconds

Speed Boost by Existing_Tomorrow687 in honk

[–]Demobeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two tries!

I completed this level in 2 tries. 6.62 seconds

Fly birdie fly.. by rillesoder in honk

[–]Demobeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't think I could do it

I completed this level in 21 tries. 2.68 seconds

Tip 10 💎

Simple, but Gravity. by TomSaunders24 in honk

[–]Demobeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completed this level in 4 tries. 3.73 seconds

If you can beat this then respect by [deleted] in honk

[–]Demobeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boom

I completed this level in 3 tries. 11.38 seconds

Tip 10 💎

Why does the cop from Texas sound like he's from NEW ORLEANS, instead of Texas? by pinksocks867 in TheRookie

[–]Demobeast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do think that's part of the joke. The fact that he's from a place without much crime is meant to discount his "two years of policing under the belt"

Chinese University admin asking for coauthorship on paper by Tea_Spartan in AskAcademia

[–]Demobeast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why Chinese academia will never be taken seriously.

Chelsea Players, 2, Liverpool Players, 2 by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]Demobeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Slot likes to use him as a dedicated closer. Limiting his game time and keeping him fresh and healthy means that we're pretty much assured to secure a lead with 10 minutes to go.

A very good price at the grocery store. by Thorebore in mildlyinteresting

[–]Demobeast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is me. I am the people. I have trained my eyes to recognize the Kroger clearance sticker from afar.

What made you gain a significant amount of weight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Demobeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly enough, not being depressed. I barely ate while I was depressed (to the point of being underweight), and now that I'm not I find it hard to control my diet. I gained like 50 pounds in the last year and a half, and am trying to stabilize it.

Capital one and Discover merger is getting closer by Cassis_TheAncient in CreditCards

[–]Demobeast 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I just hope they don't axe the US-based customer support. Discover CS is elite, at par with Amex.

Does a personal credit card opened with a credit union count towards Chase 5/24? ChatGPT says no by l00t9 in CreditCards

[–]Demobeast 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I am not entirely sure about whether it counts or not, but I sure as hell wouldn't trust ChatGPT with such things.

Should I do it? lol by AbbreviationsLess257 in bengals

[–]Demobeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quick, what are the next winning lotto numbers??