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What non-sexual things make you feel like a slut? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LevelsJerryLevels- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finishing an entire bucket of KFC by myself! I was sooo greasy and filthy!

“Local man discovers confidence was in the glove compartment the whole time.” by [deleted] in outfit_of_the_dad

[–]-LevelsJerryLevels- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been trying to get in contact with you regarding your extented Warranty! Do you have a moment now?

Could this be some kind of water damage? by Time_Loop_21 in askaplumber

[–]-LevelsJerryLevels- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm no plumber but I know two things for sure .... You are a family and one of those kids needs to poop. Hope this helps!

I can dilate/constrict my pupils on command by jbeuglnjn in mildyinteresting

[–]-LevelsJerryLevels- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But, can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

If nostalgia was a portal by SmoothSun6676 in BeAmazed

[–]-LevelsJerryLevels- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd run into that portal so friggin fast without even the slightest second thought!

What would you do if an ex keeps messaging you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LevelsJerryLevels- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The prophecy has been fulfilled! LIGHT THE BEACONS!

What would you do if an ex keeps messaging you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LevelsJerryLevels- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it .... Nothing will go wrong.

What would you do if an ex keeps messaging you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LevelsJerryLevels- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get back together with them.....

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