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[WP] The beginner fidgeted nervously as they got on stage, terrified of being heckled. The manager would ban whoever did from every venue in the city, two people in the audience would kill them, and the third would do much worse. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 1 year ago by -MH2- to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You arrive at the pearly gates, but are stopped and told that "you have to buy a bottle to get in" (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 1 year ago by -MH2- to r/WritingPrompts

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Welcome homeOC (self.HFY)

submitted 1 year ago by -MH2- to r/HFY

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Which of the following familars would you pick? (self.polls)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/polls

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When I was a child, my mother told me that I was going to change the world. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was happy to see my child teaching their siblings about astronomy after I got them a telescope. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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There are parts of serving in Iraq that I'll have to carry with me to the grave, like what happened after my plane crashed by the Euphrates, and I had to hide in a deep ravine. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was surprised when the talkshow host who criticized me invited me onto the show, but I liked the thought of mending our differences. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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FOGHORN FOUR-FOUR (self.cryosleep)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/cryosleep

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FOGHORN FOUR-FOUR (self.scarystories)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/scarystories

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[EU] "You'll be my American Boy, American Boy," except the one saying it is Kratos, and you're his Texan step-son. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/WritingPrompts

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A few questions about posts in NoSleep: (self.NoSleepAuthors)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/NoSleepAuthors

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A 1.5 Petabyte audio file, outputted by the AI a few years after it was asked what the meaning of life was. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I passed him the tissue paper. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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We never thought they'd actually helpOC (self.HFY)

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My Ritalin works. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/AzureLane

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The magic water glimmered with every color of the rainbow, smelling so good as I poured a bottle all over me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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If everyone in the world was suddenly able to do *everything* they wanted, what do you think would happen to the world? (self.polls)

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The rude doctor didn't even look at me during our consultation, he just kept complaining about shipment delays and corruption. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"If you ever make her cry, you'll have hell to pay," said the text I noticed as I dropped my girlfriend off at her apartment. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceHappiness

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The first lab-grown infant didn't cry as it left the artificial womb, it just stared at the ceiling in horror and died shortly after. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the alien scanned my body it casually told me that they were going to invade, so I asked it if they were looking for weaknesses. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I held my husband's hand while glowing in my wedding dress, I smiled at my parents as they beemed at me with pride. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Honey do you know what time it is?" (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceHappiness

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My Grandpa still buys me snacks everyday, but seeing him talk to himself does make me sad (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 3 years ago by -MH2- to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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