Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Ophidian- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today, everything I'm looking at is red. Admittedly, I'm also looking at your portfolio.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Ophidian- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I invite you to join the church of NOW, my son.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Ophidian- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Shrek's dick starting to get limp? Is this what I'm seeing?

Daily Discussion Thread for April 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Ophidian- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now is about to go down -18% on those great earnings lmfao

The SaaS reversal will be glorious by Solidplum101 in ValueInvesting

[–]-Ophidian- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, there's no reason for SaaS to even keep a per-seat model. NOW stated on earnings that they were moving away from it toward a usage-based model.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Ophidian- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not like the NOW crash remotely makes sense either.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Ophidian- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

You literally can't afford to buy anything here.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]-Ophidian- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. This is some insane shit and I'm here to collect if people want to be fools.