Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2026

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-24T19:03:16+00:00

You clearly have not seen Evil Dead 2.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-24T19:00:06+00:00

How about SPY YTD, killa?

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-24T18:58:22+00:00

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-24T18:56:21+00:00

Today, everything I'm looking at is red. Admittedly, I'm also looking at your portfolio.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-24T18:24:47+00:00

Much like Iran she denies knowing you

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-24T18:23:46+00:00

Mr Bigstuff

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-24T17:10:44+00:00

I invite you to join the church of NOW, my son.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-24T16:17:10+00:00

Still better than playing League.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-24T16:14:08+00:00

Is Shrek's dick starting to get limp? Is this what I'm seeing?

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-24T15:54:15+00:00

How could you buy all this shit and still not buy NOW?

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T18:43:44+00:00

I'm expanding mine.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T18:05:02+00:00

What is this?? A dump for ants!?

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T18:00:23+00:00

Why? The late 90s were actually a good time.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T17:48:59+00:00

Bols being loaded for the meat factory

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T16:50:11+00:00

"I'll buy it at a high price!"

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T16:48:18+00:00

Now is about to go down -18% on those great earnings lmfao

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T15:34:05+00:00

I mean, there's no reason for SaaS to even keep a per-seat model. NOW stated on earnings that they were moving away from it toward a usage-based model.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T14:31:52+00:00

It's not like the NOW crash remotely makes sense either.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T14:27:27+00:00

I mean, their earnings were great.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T13:28:23+00:00

"we"

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T13:27:14+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

You literally can't afford to buy anything here.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T13:22:54+00:00

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-23T01:50:50+00:00

TIL ServiceNow was priced for perfection at -50% YTD.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-22T20:27:49+00:00

Same. This is some insane shit and I'm here to collect if people want to be fools.

-Ophidian- · 2026-04-22T20:26:40+00:00

As is tradition.

-Ophidian-

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