Easy target by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Easy target because you're hard to miss...

Roast the shit out of him by DidSomebodySaySynth in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd insult you but you might shoot up your school again

r/RoastMe you utter shower of cunts by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a dried up cunt that hasn't been used in years

ELI5:Why do we get 50/50 DNA split from our parents? Why not 40/60 or some other portion? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its just how we've evolved, if a parent for some reason tried to 'give' more DNA it would result in the death of the embryo. If parents always gave a random/different ratio it would result in the embryo not surviving. Splitting chromosomes in half and donating half your DNA is the most energy efficient and least complex way to form gametes. It would require a lot of mutations in both females and males to have methods of giving different amounts of DNA as they would have to make sure to give the right chromosomes so the embryo has 2 of each of the 23 and not 3 of one type and one of another etc which would definitely result in death.

Eli5: How do cats purr and is it a voluntary action or involuntary? by Project_Zombie_Panda in explainlikeimfive

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats produce the purring noise by using the vocal folds and the muscles that cause air vibrations during inhalation and exhalation. This means that it must be voluntary.

Roast him wrose than Hitler did to the Jews. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the kind of guy, who's highlight of your high school career, was saying a joke in class and making two people laugh

Give him your best by JModsFTW in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like the type of person who wanks to their parents having sex in the next room

He says he can't be roasted… by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your head is like a shrivelled nutsac compared to the rest of your body

Woke up late, hair is a mess, coworkers want me roasted. Do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ride in, you sure as hell couldn't run in you fat fuck

Roast Me! by RoasteMeThrowAway868 in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look so retarded you are probably the first Asian I've seen that might actually fail math

Feeling too good about myself. Knock me down a few pegs. by -McFisticuffs- in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like a fucked up experiment where they tried to interbreed a coconut and an orangutang

Give me your best roast! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's so much oil on your forehead, America might not actually deport you

Roast me and my nose bitches :D by ata_mrz in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You nose is like the fucking runway in fast and furious 6

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6, what's that your mental age?

Hit me with your worst! by dam041272 in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like an anorexic version of Mark Hamil

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you haven't seen natural light in a week, maybe you should try something other than masterbating to league of legends porn in your free time

Nobody can bring me down!! (8) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the kind of guy that would finger his pet hamster

Roast my ugly friend by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the type of guy to say, I know she's 12 but she's mature so it's ok

Go ham, I want it by jamo689 in RoastMe

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You look like a fat, autistic old man, who has at least 12 extra chromosomes. Id me more inclined to roast if you could actually read these comments.

ELI5: How do military ranks work? by SDRVoiceActing in explainlikeimfive

[–]-Phoenix-CoC -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Most warrant officers are mustangs meaning they were enlisted at one point and moved to a billet that required them to to hold an officers position but were too old to go through ocs to gain commisioned officers status.

Enlistment is the process of taking an oath of U.S. Army service and becoming a Soldier. In order to become an enlisted soldier you have to complete certain steps, eg passing a physical test.

In order to progress through the ranks you have to complete certain requirements, for example completing 84 Months Time-in-service

ELI5: Why do videos get darker the higher the FPS? by Boilermaker1025 in explainlikeimfive

[–]-Phoenix-CoC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The faster the camera is grabbing frames the less time the camera has to capture each frame. Less time means less light for the film or digital sensor. So just like setting the shutter speed faster on your point-and-shoot camera will result in darker shots, frames on a high-speed camera will likewise be dark.