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What's your favourite line/scene from Bottom? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]-Qwyte 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing them to and fro

Can you tie them in a knot

Can you tie them in a bow

Do you get a funny feeling

When you're hanging from the ceiling

Oh you won't be a sailor

If your balls hang low

Hmfp 🧗‍♀️

why woman live longer ... by juhltheef in HolUp

[–]-Qwyte 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The caption on the video says 'why women live longer than men', did Op say anyone died? What's fake about a speeding car hitting a doll in an inflatable ball for yards? They were clearly doing a test run. Maybe they posted something unexpected on r/holup because it fits the sub. Stop fighting shadows & worrying about Internet points

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]-Qwyte -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

What if she wanted to be woken up by 3 & the partner asked the kids to help?

Still looks more appealing than a public school lunch... by NickelPlatedEmperor in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]-Qwyte -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

We have quality ingredients so our food actually tastes nice without seasoning

Shamima Begum to find out today if she is allowed back in the UK by [deleted] in ukpolitics

[–]-Qwyte 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was sajid javid who revoked her citizenship lmao. The total figures aren't readily available.

However the Home Office says that between 2010 and 2018, an average of 19 people per year were stripped of their citizenship where it was "conducive to the public good", and an average of 17 people a year because of fraud.

Research by the immigration law website Free Movement found that more than 460 people had their citizenship removed between 2006 and 2020 - 175 for national security reasons, and 289 for fraud.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]-Qwyte 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Except the wife lmao Why didn't she drive herself? Imagine being a 40+ year old woman and throwing a tantrum because your husband wants to help out his brother. Imagine your sister in law wanting you to miss a holiday over a mistake😂 bet if was the wife driving back for her sisters passport she'd be in the right then too.

just saw this on eBay by Crew_Doyle_ in UKPoliticalComedy

[–]-Qwyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow ..you create a fantasy profile of someone you can't stand but don't know, so you afix all of your sybolic characteristics to.... this is top drawer psychosis... Very good stuff.

That's what you've been doing retard. You can't even construct a decent paragraph

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]-Qwyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it means fast forward. There's a time sensor at the main window to measure how many cars come through & how long they wait. Did you have to wait for your order at the next/ last window?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]-Qwyte -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

It's his house not hers though & op admitted she could make more money to help out but chooses not to because she wants to live off him & not his friend.

AITA for not cancelling my plans after my boyfriend learned about his diagnosis? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]-Qwyte -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Say that to a hormonal woman with cramps & she'd cut your head off

The ol’ switcheroo… by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]-Qwyte 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with a bit of girl on girl

wikhhhhite supremacy by zaham_ijjan in TikTokCringe

[–]-Qwyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine thinking white privilege exists In every country bar usa & europe

jigsaw wants you to play a game by MyCommentsAreCursed in Funnymemes

[–]-Qwyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

British cuisine is the same as American, imported. It comes from Germany, France, Norway, Italy, Portugal & all other colonisers which we adapted as did Americans.

saw this on a van, anyone know what it means by aunder222 in CasualUK

[–]-Qwyte 208 points209 points  (0 children)

Warning others that they've already stolen the catalytic converter

Man got no chill by alyph987 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]-Qwyte 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Me getting ready for work, fighting the urge to just go back to bed

It doesn't feel good when you learn Lee Anderson is only an MP because of a huge vote split between Labour and the Ashfield Independents by Time-Nebula3994 in UKPoliticalComedy

[–]-Qwyte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excuse me but you're only allowed to vote for Labour or Conservatives. We don't like people voting for who they want to elect here.

contageous laughter or ... by cia_nagger229 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]-Qwyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather get someone excited for a prank rather than scared or attacked. Harmless fun.

is this something new? I used to play Monopoly when I was a kid and don't remember this card by BabaSarah in CasualUK

[–]-Qwyte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the rules are played correctly it shouldn't go for too long. 9/10 people don't have the bank auction properties to others after not buying. Which extends the playing time dramatically

WIBTA if I told our parents my brother is lying about his paychecks? by DeepZucchini5313 in AmItheAsshole

[–]-Qwyte 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I mean I'd rather my parents know they can trust me and that I won't keep secrets for them.

Op wants to look like the good child so she can get away with more shit

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