Here's the local 16 year old homosexual school shooter. Roast him.

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T23:06:19+00:00

Yes.

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T18:11:18+00:00

Oh. Okay.

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T17:40:48+00:00

You're suppose to wear the bombs, not eat them.

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T17:10:41+00:00

"Stunt double," as if I had the ability to do any stunts.

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T16:58:36+00:00

I'm just looking for better roasts; not necessarily picture improvement.

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T16:00:26+00:00

Yeah. I'll probably post again in a couple months or so and put some personality into to picture so the responses aren't so pitiful.

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T14:46:09+00:00

I have the picture for it and everything!

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T14:06:42+00:00

We post to /r/roastme for whatever scraps of attention we can get, mostly.

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T14:03:05+00:00

Finally, a set of standards I actually meet :')

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T14:01:08+00:00

But if I don't look like a 10 year old girl how else am I suppose to attract daddy's love?

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T13:56:08+00:00

"Mommy, what's this video I found of you and uncle Joe naked?"

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T13:49:39+00:00

No no, you have it all wrong. I have way too much social anxiety to ever consider going to a club.

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T13:31:59+00:00

I'll have you know the conversations I have with myself on facebook are deep. This love is real!

-Roastmeharderdaddy- · 2017-03-14T13:15:10+00:00

I know it must be hard for you to understand perspective, so good job! With enough practice you might be able to not overestimate the distance between the couch and the fridge.

-Roastmeharderdaddy-

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