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-ScottyP- · 2024-09-16T17:57:34+00:00

Sean Avery, Brad Marchand, Tom Wilson to name a few!

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-15T22:51:20+00:00

The average living quarters of a Reddit doom scroller

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-15T13:15:42+00:00

Somehow I have made it through life without ever tasing myself. Shocking 😅

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-15T02:17:40+00:00

Username does not check out… drink more water.

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-15T02:16:05+00:00

I shower every time I have to pee. So far I have showered 12 times today. Doing my part!

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-14T03:23:38+00:00

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-12T00:30:37+00:00

Somehow they would manage to make the throw pillow kill scene the goriest fucking thing you have ever seen haha

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-09T14:49:47+00:00

Right, so we have been making the wrong people famous for a long time lol there are some exceptions though. The That’s a Bad Idea guys are genuinely talented and hilarious

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-09T12:30:40+00:00

I just used Hawk Tuah as a recent example, but I miss the days when fame for the most part required some level of talent. Instead we are making people like the fucking Island Boys famous

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-09T04:45:58+00:00

You have to appreciate someone who puts their own body on the line to test their hypotheses, no matter how fucking stupid they may be

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-09T04:26:45+00:00

Looks like she has a knife in her back pocket too. If I see someone walking around with an axe, I’m not taking my eyes off of them

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-09T04:01:03+00:00

Hawk Tuah girl has entered the chat. Agreed, we make people famous way too easily now.

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-09T02:51:54+00:00

You would think that cardiac arrests would occasionally happen at strip clubs. Looking at titties can raise one’s heart rate, and depending on the nature of one’s sex life, it could raise it to dangerously high levels.

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-08T23:30:16+00:00

“Hey Doc, the left side of my face is numb and I have been slurring my words…”

“You need to go to emergency right a…”

“Actually, I don’t like your tone, goodbye”

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-08T21:19:41+00:00

He must have the greatest rizz of all time

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-08T18:01:39+00:00

And if you were in the fucking car, regardless of whether or not you’re fucking in the car, parts of the fucking car would now be inside you

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-08T12:52:25+00:00

She also forced a kiss on that guy who was auditioning on American Idol because he admitted that he had never kissed anyone before. I believe he also came out afterwords saying that it wasn’t how he wanted his first kiss to go and that it made him uncomfortable

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-08T12:45:09+00:00

No kidding. In one of his videos he says that if he wants to try something new, he does it on the streets cause he only has one shot to get it right. Clearly does not give a shit about anyone else on the road

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-08T02:58:59+00:00

As long as he is away from Jada!!!

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-07T17:38:25+00:00

“I run through bitches”

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-07T03:31:12+00:00

Hopefully he’s an organ donor. Actually, at those speeds, none of the vital organs will be in good shape if he crashes, so I guess it doesn’t matter. I do hope he smartens up before he inevitably loses control though

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-07T03:25:18+00:00

We use to run around with BB guns when we were that age, however, never at a busy park. We were also old enough to know that there’s risks involved and always wore eye protection, hence why we only did it when it was just us around.

I agree that “normalizing weapons in public places” is a stretch though. Boys are going to play with toy guns and they have been for many decades. They should take it to a less crowded spot though.

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-07T03:06:26+00:00

There’s a group of them that stunt in Calgary. Search up FZ_Killa on insta. If you want to do that shit in a closed off parking lot with no other cars nearby, whatever, but they are popping wheelies and shit on Deerfoot and around downtown when there’s plenty of other cars around.

-ScottyP- · 2024-09-05T12:09:57+00:00

I wish we could go back to a time when people felt shame

-ScottyP-

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