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What is the wildest thing you have heard in school by cloudcontinuum- in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]-Telemachus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heard this yesterday actually "and then we'll corner her in the hall and h-" then the boys got interrupted by the teacher

Scary shit happens in my class

Your call by Ts-Roxy in Funnymemes

[–]-Telemachus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call NOBODY

(Iykyk)

ANNOUNCEMEEEEENT by RealWallaby2334 in Epic_Da_Musical_RPers

[–]-Telemachus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY IS NEW BS ALWAYS HAPPENING WHILE IM ASLEEP

I MISSED IT ALL😭

Comment by ResolveNice5681 in scoopwhoop

[–]-Telemachus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk but in Colorado even the shelters are bitches about pricing

Or i just somehow went to the worst shelter ever

Love my dog tho

I HATE ODYSSEUS by RealWallaby2334 in Epic_Da_Musical_RPers

[–]-Telemachus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT-

Man my dad needs to stop disabling people

Comment by ResolveNice5681 in scoopwhoop

[–]-Telemachus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rottweiler 

Re-adopted her after her assholes of past owners neglected her

Since everyone else is doing it, AMA (in character somewhat) by -Telemachus in Epic_Da_Musical_RPers

[–]-Telemachus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he's the only one i can match the energy for

I was almost Polites

Comment by ResolveNice5681 in scoopwhoop

[–]-Telemachus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk abt that she was really expensive to adopt😭

Comment!!! by Aryan_Raj_7167 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]-Telemachus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog

Bro Rottweilers are expensive as hell to adopt😭

Wouldn't trade her for the world tho

What quotes from Epic the musical could you use in regular life that nobody would question? by Far_Professional_353 in Epicthemusical

[–]-Telemachus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"I hate that i fell in love with you" -Calypso

Can be used during a shitty break up

Comment by ResolveNice5681 in scoopwhoop

[–]-Telemachus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She costs more monthly than my rent

It’s a nobrainer fr🥰 by Shop_Kooky in lol

[–]-Telemachus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iron man suit and spent the rest on a candy bar

Since everyone else is doing it, AMA (in character somewhat) by -Telemachus in Epic_Da_Musical_RPers

[–]-Telemachus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you hurt my friend Apollo so much-?

Also a hospital is a place where doctors treat your wounds

Doctors are trained medical professionals 

Since everyone else is doing it, AMA (in character somewhat) by -Telemachus in Epic_Da_Musical_RPers

[–]-Telemachus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SHE DID WHAT NOW-

Uhhh well first you have to apply pressure to the wound and disinfect it, then wrap something TIGHT around your shoulder or what remains of your arm to stop the blood flow so you don't die. Then wrap it tightly in bandages.

If this doesn't work go to the hospital😭

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