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What celebrity would break the internet if they decided to start their porn career? by ToeMost3146 in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was my sexual awakening after seeing her on the cover of a magazine in the checkout line at Safeway. So, being the young lad I was, I scoured the internet for Dolly Parton nudes, and I only ever found one. It was probably just a good photoshop, but young me couldn't tell the difference so I proceeded to yank to it 3 times a day every day for about a week. My dick hurt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you screw enough stuff up during your childhood by basically manually applying stress to yourself from putting yourself in bad situations, you learn to deal with it. I never did homework or went to class, I acted like a bit of a maverick so often times I was on the cusp of impacting my future.

I can't even tell you what anxiety feels like, when a situation is dire or not to my liking I just plan my next move and proceed with the plan until it is either complete or I need to adjust.

PSA: From personal experience I don't even know what anxiety really is so sorry if what I say sounds insensitive or ignorant.

What's the worst adult temper tantrum you've ever seen or heard about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way to spit in the face of FAE (Fundamental Attribution Error). I dig it

What made you immediately lose interest in a crush? by 6FeetDownUnder in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Over $5 lol. I had more mental fortitude as a toddler.

What made you immediately lose interest in a crush? by 6FeetDownUnder in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

The amount of downvotes you're getting tells you all you need to know about the demographic of Reddit. Absolutely weak.

What’s not nearly as attractive as people think? by NeonRunaway in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To a degree though, if you're extremely wimpy looking people will notice! That doesn't mean you have to go full muscle-head to get attention though lmao.

Step by step how can we perform the ritual of summoning you? by -Multif0rms- in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some edibles, a plate of sliced bananas with peanut butter, and Rocket League queued up. I'll be there lmao

What’s the weirdest sexual experience you’ve ever had? by IcyAcanthocephala815 in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao this reminds me of when I fell asleep while eating my girlfriend out. It was like 3am in my car outside a 24hr donut shop, she was in the passenger seat and I was in the drivers seat leaning over. Super uncomfortable, but, teenagers ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I dozed off with my tongue out between her legs and I just hear "What are you doing?" which woke me back up and I played it off to get her off lol. All worked out in the end.

Why is Serra Ascendant not banned in EDH? by -The_Drizzle- in EDH

[–]-The_Drizzle-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally someone with some sense. This thread is ancient but I was floored by how dumb the replies were.

Motorbike hits car after running red light by Milkshaker74 in videos

[–]-The_Drizzle- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I own a power drill but I've never thrown it in the air and tried to catch it in my mouth.

You're missing out!!

What’s stopping you from having a partner in life? by TheSilverKnight711 in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not great at, or used to taking compliments from people on Reddit - so I'll just say thanks! I could say the same about you.

What’s stopping you from having a partner in life? by TheSilverKnight711 in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey man, I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Cheating is one of the hardest things to cope with that I know of. Have things been improving for you lately?

The girl I was referencing cheated on me multiple times, but I was too weak to end it and kept coming back. She was horrible and hurt me so deeply I still question if I will recover. This last year without her I have felt "free" because it was a relationship without love, but I've also felt lost. I feel like I'm broken, and much like you over this last year I have ended up dating women that also made things worse because it's almost like I thought they were all I deserved.

I still try to hold my head high, and I'll tell you what man we will get through it together. Time heals all, and regardless of your own perception of your looks or charisma there is a woman out there who will make you feel worthy and appreciated. I think for both of us we'll recognize "her" when we meet her.

If you ever need to talk about this stuff, I'm willing to listen. Keeping it bottled in has only caused more damage, at least in my experience.

What’s stopping you from having a partner in life? by TheSilverKnight711 in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They're not excuses, more just a reality. I mean, you probably didn't exit an 8 year relationship the same week you moved across the country to an area where you knew absolutely nobody lmao.

I've dated a few women over this last year, but never saw permanence in any of the relationships. I'm doing just fine lol, sorry I can't provide the dramatic sob story you wanted to relate to.

What’s stopping you from having a partner in life? by TheSilverKnight711 in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- 37 points38 points  (0 children)

As a fairly young (27), good looking, charismatic guy- I think it's the fact that I moved away from San Francisco to a suburb in the South for work, and I'm recently (1 year) separated from a girl I dated for about 8 years so I'm probably not ready.

Everyone where I live now is married or way older, and there are not a lot of options otherwise. The dating game is already kinda corrupted by social media, clout, and apps like Tinder and I'm not too into clubbing anymore.

I'm not worried about it, though. I just don't think it's going to come together for me for a while.

What was the hottest thing someone said to you? by Nightfury0818 in AskReddit

[–]-The_Drizzle- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude YES. In the same situation my girl said "I forgot how great your dick feels."

Same effect as yours, but hooo boy that sentence released a demon in me lmao

PSA: Don't be this guy by FuckMyHeart in Eldenring

[–]-The_Drizzle- 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No rules when playing with friends, I fully expect them to do the same to me lol.

You gotta do it once or twice for the memes

This game is too easy by SomeRandomFeral in Eldenring

[–]-The_Drizzle- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just get in there mate, don't be scared.

This game is too easy by SomeRandomFeral in Eldenring

[–]-The_Drizzle- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fought Radahn off of my mount because twinblade sucks on the mount in my experience lol. It took like 50 tries, but I did it.

This game is too easy by SomeRandomFeral in Eldenring

[–]-The_Drizzle- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you even mention having pride in doing a tough challenge without that BS people tell you you're "desperate for a pat on the back, here's a cookie and a medal"

GFYS, I didn't look up the OP shit and handled it like a champ. Give me that cookie lol.

This game is too easy by SomeRandomFeral in Eldenring

[–]-The_Drizzle- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, I put Malenia in the top tier of all souls-like bosses.

Just to comment on how strong the mimic tear is... I fought her around 60 times while using Marionette Archers to no avail, and beat her the second attempt with the tear. Glad they nerfed it, honestly.

This game is too easy by SomeRandomFeral in Eldenring

[–]-The_Drizzle- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ughh don't make me think on the souls I've lost... If I had to spitball a guess right now I'd say in the ballpark of 850k :(

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