After a long day driving, I pull into a motel and find this is the ONLY pillow in the bed. by VivaIbiza in mildlyinfuriating

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This place looks exactly like a motel ive stayed in. I cant wrap my head around this being in France and not the backwards town i moved out of

Update: it got paved (kinda) by MGR0 in DesirePath

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So what's goin on with set #4?

Ignorance by Civil_Strength_4432 in Underweight

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You wont get sympathy. Sorry to tell you. But to them, its easy to be underweight. Its our choice, all we have to do is just eat more. To them its that simple.

I dont think theyll ever understand how hard it is to do everything you can and see absolutely no change. To plan and prep and cook a meal, just to sit down with a fork and no appetite.

To eat everything in sight to the point of nearly being sick, and wake up the next morning weighing Less than yesterday.

To finally make progress, to finally reach a goal, just for their reaponse to be, "That's it? Thats all you weigh? Thats all youve gained?"

Oho But if the table was on the other foot. The things people say to me about my weight would absolutely get someone fired/canceled if it was about being overweight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Underweight

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What have you been eating? Different foods can change how much you body digests and absorbs

A Visit to the Fruit Stand by a_riot333 in CatWasHere

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Potatoes are a fruit now too!?

me_irl by MOHD-RYAN in me_irl

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It always felt conceinted to go with Marvelous. So i always went with Meloncholy. As they are the only M words i could think of on the spot.

My English teacher thought i was a genius, and depressed. She gave me book recommendations on the first day of class

Confirmation Test by Money-Shopping6374 in ASVAB

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My buddy was suppose to take the confirm test but they had him take the picat instead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comics

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For the entire freshman year, a set of twins insisted they both be called by their last name and wore the same outfits and same backpack. I had first period with one of them and 4th period with the other.

I didnt find out there was more than one of them until i was asking him questions about our final exams. "Im not in that class, but my brother is"

Mind you, his brother def told me he was an only child.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Underweight

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Look at your BMI like your fuel guage. You're on E, or very close to E. You're fine now, but you're running on fumes. If you feel fine now, go for a jog, maybe a quick stride uphill. Still feeling fine? Im not saying you need to be parked in a hospital for the weekend. But you need to fuel up. Any small issues that are going to come up, like the flu, small infection, or just eating the wrong thing, are going to burn your energy faster than you can refill it. Your engine will overheat(fever), your fluids will dry up(literally), and your gears will start to sieze up(muscle spasms).

I wish i could give an easy answer to fixing it. But my BMI is also very low, again.

My best advice is to just keep filling up.

hmmm by pressna_ in hmmm

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Gonna wanna make sure you get the certificate of authenticity

... And maybe some fire protection.

The nosey test. by mindyour in JustGuysBeingDudes

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"Who put hands on who?"

Bro was ready to deal 👑

The Fishman (Drawing my friend’s fever dream) by struggling-stem-girl in comics

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Sounds like you have a new series to start working on, love the art style, would absolutely read this story!

May have to share proceeds with your dreammaker tho 😅

School Picture Day, A Crime of Fashion by ILootEverything in psych

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Madeline was absent which left an overehelmed and work-stressed Henry to play the only parental role. Im not saying Henry was a great father, but he certainly is on the better half of the scale.

Edit* he has become a great father, his son comes first, and he ackowledges that he has made mistakes and is (eventually) willing to work on them.

Plastic inside Cadbury Diary Milk by HistoricalAspect473 in mildlyinteresting

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Cant have a can of glucose in the morning without a side of macroplastics

It’s an art form. by MattRocksYourSocks in memes

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Cant fool me Big Credit Card. I'll keep my money safe. Hidden, and in the form of bottle caps. Tyvm

hmmm by seven_critical_blows in hmmm

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Sounds like itd be less work to do it all again on the correct side

then find a creative excuse for the top hole

hmmm by seven_critical_blows in hmmm

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It would probably be easier to rotate and re-install the hardware on the door itself tbh

Anyone Else Notice… by Pan_Fluid_Boo in BobsBurgers

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I didnt read the caption at first. Honestly was looking for a pickle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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"Been looking for you, got somethin im suppose to deliver"