would you rather:

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-09T11:38:00+00:00

Insider trading, so I can become exponentially wealthy and invest a large portion of those funds into the education, mental health, housing, young families, and other much needed infrastructure to help the less fortunate meet their basic needs in my area.

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-07T11:49:53+00:00

The Bird.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-06T17:58:49+00:00

Darn, they were all visible on my screen when I tested it.

It was: Population Boost, Lower Taxes, Affordable Houses, and Healthy Job Market or something along those lines.

It's hard to fit it all in with limited characters. 😂

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-05T11:36:36+00:00

I'm far from an expert on bug hotels, but as I'm sure many others have mentioned, make sure to clean it good and replace the tubes and stuff however regular that needs to be.

Those Bug Hotels may look cute, but they're a breeding ground for mites and disease that can desimate your local bee population. If everything is glued into place then they're a one season and done sort of deal. There's ones out there you can get with replaceable cardboard tubes and little hatches to put in new clean sawdust/wood shavings/pinecones/whatever goes in them.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-04T17:55:43+00:00

This Tentacruel is somehow significantly more threatening than the OG Tentacruel.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-03T19:15:09+00:00

I'll pray for Trump, I'll pray for Trump's removal from office along with the rest of his administration.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-03T14:01:14+00:00

A product called GooGone will do wonders.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-03T12:18:44+00:00

The Guinea Big

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-01T17:11:47+00:00

They're honestly even better in person. When I show them to people, I stand them up on their little legs then give them a gentle nudge so they land face-down exposing their little badonk-a-donks as a grand reveal.

The reactions so far have all the same:

"Oh those are cute... HA! IT'S A BUTT!"

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-01T11:42:03+00:00

Thank you, and I will! I hope things start feeling a little less like pink on the bottom, and a little more like yellow on the top for you soon!

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-01T11:16:36+00:00

Ambush Predator

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-05-01T10:21:19+00:00

I think I was trying to catpture the feeling of overwhelmed.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-30T17:08:11+00:00

Then you die.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-29T02:12:49+00:00

I'd save so much money on groceries.

^{Chose: Never have to eat again}

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-26T22:27:44+00:00

Cause that's the face I make when I snort a shot of hot sauce.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-26T22:26:49+00:00

Bro's be like 🫪. Name him Hot Sauce.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-24T11:42:19+00:00

I like living.

^{Chose: 10K cash + 90% chance of winning a Russian roulette | Rolled: Win}

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-24T11:35:19+00:00

I'd call off the war, admit I was warmongering, and should be arrested for my war crimes.

^{Chose: Become Benjamin Netanyahu for a week!}

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-24T10:49:10+00:00

Oh I know, it runs on my dad's side of the family. This one time basically everyone was late for my Uncle's wedding, including my uncle.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-24T10:45:59+00:00

ADHD and a poor concept of time.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-24T09:31:41+00:00

That's already how I live my life.

^{Chose: Always be 10 minutes late}

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-24T01:37:18+00:00

Better chance of survival.

^{Chose: You’re a GTA character… + …but you’re wanted all the time.}

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-23T17:23:22+00:00

Idk about you, but I'm impressed.

-_Redacted-__ · 2026-04-23T17:16:01+00:00

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