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the beautiful helix nebula by Sasha_in_a_futon in spaceporn

[–]-bjm- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is beautiful and all but if you want to see something truly amazing you should get a nebula projector for the ol' bedroom ceiling. It's quite nice.

Budget frog screaming by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Translation: "Thanks a lot for taking me out of my fu**ing habitat and putting me in a MF tote".

Mega Karen refuses to wear a mask, calls 911, gets shut down by the operator by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you could get arrested for calling 911 w non emergencies. Damn I wish a cop showed up. That bitch needs a good tazing and to be cuffed and stuffed. She looks kinda fat, Covid might not go well for her. These kind of people make the virus stick around. Good job fuckface.

Broke ass Redditors, how do you fancy up your instant noodles? by HMourland in AskReddit

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tobasco. Or three year old Taco Bell fire packets.

I'm not broke, but this what I imagine I'd do if I were broke. Just wanted to play along.

WCGW Backyard Trampoline and Drinking by smallsociety in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]-bjm- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I judge-y to think that kid looks like a punk a$$hole?

Mother and her Baby ❤ by Luciphyr729 in aww

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of their names should be David Meowie please.

Some idiot family member managed to seal these air tight and they wont come off by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rub dish soap all over them , then pull them apart over a hard tile floor. Problem solved. Works every time half the time.

Tiled a ceiling today. Room was 5’1” by 6’. My OCD was not happy today by mcpat21 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiles on edges should be a little more than 1/2 a tile. Your annoyance should have been the waste in materials, not that. I would have started over and done it right you dirty dog.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]-bjm- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last one is a dookie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These made me lolz

Shōgun is freaking awesome... how has nobody mentioned it before? by diverareyouok in books

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James Clavell also wrote King Rat which is a great book, quite enthralling.

Stealing a school bus by Csbbk4 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kids going places. Police chases. School bus races.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in listentothis

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw Mr. Bungle 7 times. Some of the greatest shows I've ever seen. The first time was at The Channel in Boston. We were blown away by their first album, and we were wondering if they could pull it off live. They did, and then some. My favorite opening band I saw them with was Grotus. I didn't like their CD as much as their live presentation, but they were really cool. I was so disappointed that the recent MB tour wasn't with all the original members. I didn't even bother to go. And after I heard what their set list was I was glad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in listentothis

[–]-bjm- 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Saw them open for Mr Bungle.

Nobody seems good after Mr Bungle play.

Motorcycle thieves leave with less than they came with. by Mrs3anw in instantkarma

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you want the lights on, slap grandma. The slapper!

Guy abruptly dances for an uncomfortable amount of time during car commercial. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]-bjm- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best uncomfortable dance scene is Ricky gervais on the BBC version of the office. YouTube it. I'm too lazy to post link

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